plot twist, she’s actually batman.

Melisandre does his best to persuade him using her (admittedly) glorious tits and a little over-the-pants hand job action, but Jon is still to heartbroken over Ygritte to give in.

Cersei is D-U-M-M DUMM. She’s putting the power of the Crown into a religious order that is hell-bent on rooting out hypocrisy, materialism, and weird sex stuff. As “Hypocrisy, Materialism, and Weird Sex Stuff” are practically the Lannisters’ house words, Cersei: you in danger, girl!

from what i can tell, barristan is dead (at least judging by the preview for next week/the interviews) and grey worm is still alive.

I was too angry at how trigger happy he was to save him. Fuck that guy.

It’s really all about ethics in metahuman journalism

Hey, that snapping turtle is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. I hate that animal and want it extinct.

We need 4 hippos and about 60 watermelons. Now

I agree, Stephen. There’s no reason that women can’t be as good at fake fighting as men are!

Or, and this is crazy: try to get it right.

The Xenon thrusters will also tend to blind oncoming satellites, prompting them to flash their own thrusters in retaliation, which could potentially set off a “Space Rage” War.

ehhh Anthony Misiano did it better:

Can't have, silly, the computer is white

He forgot to drop a taser next to the computer and say it was trying to attack him.

I’ve been wanting Konami to take note of this for years. The only major changes I’d ask for are a dedicated jump button and platforming. Death would probably need to be less punishing in that case, but it would certainly feel like its own game.

Simply because Dark Souls is the breakout hit for the franchise.

LOL. “This new antenna will make wifi......”