At this point in time, I just have the image bookmarked as a reply anytime anyone tries to use Jesus to justify their own bigotry.
That whole "love thy neighbor" thing? You're doing it wrong.
Uh huh.
I hope the FBI finds these fucks and they get sent to prison for a long time. An example really needs to be made of these idiots.
I firmly believe swatting should be prosecuted as attempted murder. One of these days, the shtf and someone dies. Throw the book at them and show that this sort of thing will not be tolerated.
YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN IT BUT YOU CAN'T. CAUSE ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS GRILL UP THAT BUG AND SERVE IT WITH BUTTER.
MMM-MMMM. BUTTERED SEA BUGS.
colin did you know that lobsters REALLY ARE undersea bugs tho
No matter what anybody says to you from this point on, I respect your decision. Monster Rancher holds a special place in my heart.
Oh here it is. Thanks, internet!
Absolutely incredible story. Thank you so much for sharing it. What an amazing journey.
Wow, awesome story. Thanks for writing this, and to Jezebel for publishing it!
She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.
She plays Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded.
"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."
In her spare time, the chef from David's story enjoys Russian Roulette, eating glass, and arm-wrestling silverback gorillas during their mating season.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.
"It's not wild chicken."
...uh, you do know I'm a Texan, right? You do know I went to school at UT and was a member of the capitol press corps? Oh, and I did my graduate work at another Texas university in government and political science? Uh huh. I thought not.