This is classic. It's almost unbelievable.

I am also a sex educator and needed to comment to agree with you!

Plot twist: she has a really really small leg.

I was watching this live today. I totally was like OOOOHH! when he turned around pulled the ring out. And still crushed his speed run. Props good sir. Props.

Is this not how most speedrunners schedule their time?

He could have shaved a few seconds off of his proposal if he had clipped through his pocket to get the ring faster.

Every talented female or minority will be assumed to be less qualified than their white male peers.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Gaters fucked themselves.

'Hmmm... yeah, that's better than Windows 8.'

Man, what a disappointment. I was hoping it would be found inna barn somewhere, needing salvage and TLC and we (as Jalops) could all pitch in and buy it for $kaycog and she could go all Project Car Hell on it and eventually find out it was yours truly who started this whole thing and she contacted me by secret email…

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

Why is it a big deal that they hacked a game so that it would hack the system running the game so that that would hack the system running it so that the system's system would stream twitch chat... a technology that the system predates by at least 20 years?

I don't think anybody got my AND and NOT joke.

While Boehm's words are ill-considered, they are obviously born of the frustration of having Manbook overwhelmed by women mistakenly attempting to procure the services of male escorts.

As the managing attorney for the beardy in the lead photo, I wish to point out that my client has had no association with any "Squad" in the past, nor does he maintain one at this time.

That he is a lizard should be self-evident—but my client maintains that he does not now, nor has he ever been able to operate a…

"The Zeta comfortably sleeps 2 adults!" I want Jalopnik to find someone to interview that got laid in a Lightburn Zeta.

And for that matter, Bandicoot.

"It's not just a difference in the way that we measure things?" Kooiman replied. "Is it not as safe in that part of the world? Because our viewers may be thinking, 'International travel, is it safe? Is it not safe?'"

I am so completely mesmerized by its weird butt. It looks like an ill-fitting skirt. Skin skirt. Rhino skin skirt. GET YOUR BUTT TAILORED, TINY RHINO.

Believe it or not the hood clears just fine :) it's unfortunate, but when we were originally building this car we weren't really big into Social Media so we took a lot less pictures than I would've liked. Looks like I'm going to have to contact the owner and get him to take some haha