You know things are bad when someone calls your job offer a “shit sandwich.”

John Denver and JFK Jr. only fucked up once. Ya might wanna step away from the plane now, Harrison.

So basically, a bus load of half-moron, half-literate, hate-filled freaks pulled up to D.C., spilled out and are now in charge of the country.

She should try her hand at a line of butt plugs and cock rings.

Because we’ve been very very bad and karma is an actual thing.

McConnell, Ryan, Trump, most of the GOP really, are certainly cunts, but then again cunts are actually amazing things. So I prefer to refer to these men as anal zits.

Nothing “little” about KA being a c word.

He’ll tell the Turkey it’s fired, then the secret service will execute it in front of the children.

I like this Pennsylvania congressman’s approach.

What an odd word to use. I mean sure, its demoralizing, but that’s the best ya can do, Neal?

Sean Spicer is a cock bag. Fuck him.

How much money do these fucking pigs actually need. Repulsive.

Stop interviewing this hideous pile of melted crayons.

She seriously needs to take a row boat to fuckoffityland.

I hope this lady shows up.

Jesus, look at that fucking braying fuck hole. Hope someone throws a shepherds pie at him.

Hahah, whatever, bitches. Greatest comeback in history.

Just a reminder that this Pence fuck is evil.

He’s such a twerp. Reminds me of Jeremy Piven in Old School. Smug asshole.