I think it’s time for the CIA to step in here, if you know what I mean.

I once saw someone here refer to menstration as “a commie in the fun house.” Always cracks me up.

This is long, but worth reading if you’re feeling “how the fuck is this happening.”

Trump can’t die of a fart-induced heart attack soon enough.

I like George Carlin’s bit about how if what pro lifers say is true, then jerking off is mass murder.

The main problem with Paul Ryan’s phones and with Paul Ryan himself is the existence of Paul Ryan.

“His Royal Anus”

Totally

Beck has clearly got some seriously deep seated issues with women.

Meanwhile, Trump goes to the CIA, stands in front of the wall of fallen CIA officers and says “I’m like a smart person.” AGAIN! I think this asshole is seriously unstable.

This fucking guy. Jesus.

Please don’t do this. Keep finding ways to not do this. Find someone to talk to, a professional. Not a psychiatrist unless they actually practice therapy. Find a psychologist. Today. Right now.

Anarchist don’t get elected. Fuckers like this asshole do, now.

You glorious son of a bitch.

Instead of having to type - and read - “President Donald Trump” (Jesus FUCKING Christ), what about just using an image or a symbol, like how Garry Trudeau used a feather for Dan Quayle? Or maybe an actual piece of shit?

“Dear Little Girl,

It’s good that he got shut out, but what he deserves is to be beaten badly then pissed on.

Oh, I see. That’s....not Ok.

Why doesn’t the GOP just nuke us all and get it over with?

Is he? How so?