They look like Trump’s ass.

Who?

I’m fine with what she said, as long as she agrees that her staff can refer to her as a dumbass buiscut head snowflake twat.

That was a total cluster. Jesus.

I approve of your first choice. A true asshole.

Let me just say, there are a lot of benefits to eloping. A lot.

Some of this death really needs to shift to those who make the world a worse place.

I’d like to live stream myself taking a massive crap on Paul Ryan.

Mike Rappaport be a douche pony.

Of course he looks like this.

I am presently at my girlfriend’s family for the holiday. There is a baby here and as usual, I’m the only one who doesn’t find the baby endlessly charming, adorable, cute and interesting. I’d like to add that I’ve always found having to see a baby eat utterly disgusting. This all makes me feel like an outsider, a…

If we can nail him to a cross, I’m happy to call him Jesus.

I read it was pneumonia. I wonder if he had HIV. This is goddam sad.

I think he’s much more interested in his army men and Harry Potter books than sports.

What a world class fuck stick Carlson is.

Kinda had a massive heart attack on a plane in mind for Trump, not Carrie. Fuck you again, 2016.

Fuck these people.

I hate that man.

“Bannon has denied being an antisemite...”

It’s not a fucking year book photo, asshole.