I wanna bitch slap that little twerp.

I am more concerned that you agreed to drink a pitcher of Bud Light.

Reminds me of something I heard once: peoples’ quirks are charming in their 20s, but they turn into frightening disorders and pathologies by their 40s.”

“Eh, they’re all drug dealers. Fuck ‘em.”

I’d like to just say, Bill O’Reilly deserves something awful to happen to him.

This judge gets Bad Motherfucker of the Week again!

That cat is so clearly also a Muslim extremist.

This whole family needs a ride in a single prop plane with loose bolts.

I fucking hate Republicans.

Facial

Good. Maybe they’ll learn to not vote for a psychopath next time.

Seek help, Kellyanne, you fucking asshole.

I would love to hit this asshole in the mouth with a sock full of my cat’s poop.

“Listen, Sven, just go home, fuck and when you get back, help me with this quarter’s sales numbers.”

If you believe Trump on things like this, you’re an idiot and a sucker, Caitlyn.

Thank you for perfectly describing the fantasy of million of Americans.

I’d prefer:

I’ll take impeachment, but what he deserves is jail, then severe health issues.

Bono is a pud. He’s always been a pud. And he will continue to be a pud.

Huh, I didn’t know that. Thanks for the insight.