Just when the world looks its darkest, I can at least smile knowing that every day I will learn of a new derogatory euphemism for Darth Cheeto.

And today, that euphemism is Dolt 45.

Not so fast. As I understand it, the people he beat up were men.

They just need a little more paint to fix it

Kellyanne Conway is like most of the conservative women who mock feminism because they don’t understand it. She doesn’t have what it takes to be a leader, to advance the cause of women, or to do anything that is actually helpful. She criticizes feminism without any sense of irony because she believes that she is so…

That sounds horrifying...

Oh the crap I would drag home if I had the space to keep it! Though I’m getting better about realizing I won’t have the time or money for it either.

And lack of parking spaces.

Cost.

“Wouldn’t you rather stop a riot before it starts? Do you really want to wait until people are injuring each other, throwing Molotov cocktails, picking up barricades and smashing them through businesses in downtown Phoenix?”

Why does he think that only “young people” use condoms? Does he realize that grown ass people are concerned with having safe sex? And since he and his ilk are so concerned with abortions, you’d think they’d tout the pregnancy-prevention aspect of their use? Even married couples and those in monogamous relationships…

*looks at author, sees it’s not Torch*

“If your entire argument is to take money away from anyone who’s doing well to redistribute it to the poor, then why would anyone ever want to work hard and make money??”

Would you rather make 30k a year and pay an effective tax rate of 10% or make 60k a year and pay an effective tax rate of 15%? Obviously you would rather have the 27k instead of the 51k because who wants to pay more in taxes, amirite?

Yes. I’m nowhere near the poverty line, but a sudden $5k infusion would be an absolute godsend.

Not really. It’s just reflecting that as you’ve enjoyed more success, you’ve also used government services more. Who do you think benefits more from our military? Executives at multinational corporations, whose trade routes are guarded by our armed services, or someone making 50k a year?

I’ve been tempted to get a new car, and the payment that comes with it, a few times in my life.

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

Single mothers?! Lesbians with children ?!! Stay at home dads?!!!!

Is this guy completely unaware that there are single mothers out there, that there are plenty of lesbian couples with kids (hi there!), and that there are many families in which it actually makes more sense for the husband to stay home and be the primary parent, or does he just not care?