So perhaps it’s the wake-and-bake, but I literally have no clue why he’s even using this? Why is he using Billy’s mind-blowing fabulousness to describe “me” when he’s talking about the kids of politicians (not that his pos father is really a politician)? Is it about the hat?

Or “kill off” ONE of the Hardy Boys, and have the other team up with Nancy Drew to solve the murder? That sounds like a more interesting personal dynamic to me.

Or if they have to have her “killed” either tell it from her perspective as faking her death or go the Gone Girl way and have it actually be her story.

The twist is that she was killed by Encyclopedia Brown.

“So it’s time to look after Daddy” ... wth kinda messed up way to be a parent is that??!
How many of those photos and videos in that doc were chosen to emphasize Meghan’s black heritage with the natural hair we’ve not seen in any photos shown before now? She was a beautiful young girl and teen and the difference in…

It seemed, based on that interview, that we would have to suffer an endless #NeverBernie discourse, one rife with centrist family members urging their children to “Vote Blue, no Matter Who...unless it’s Bernie Sanders!” and emailing them articles from suspicious websites suggesting Bernie is a Russian agent.

That’s fine. VPN everyone!

AYANNA!

I got stopped by the same cop once or twice a week for months outside Hunter College back in 2000. Same shit everytime. “What’s in the bag?” Books you dumb pig. “Anything in your pockets I should know about. “Yeah, I’m walking around with a pocket of full of heroin needles. Same fucking shit everytime. Pretending like…

[long, exasperated sigh]

What I hate is the Internet as a tool for people to demonstrate how bad they are at constructing logical parallels and analogies.

Do you mean cable-access? That’s not the same thing as cable TV. YouTube is somewhat analogous to cable access than to cable TV, but cable access celebrities weren’t really a thing.

For the life of me, I just don’t understand this as a concept...YouTube celebrities? Your generation is so weird. 

“They asked somebody to audition, but it wasn’t me.”

Why should he be more “humble”? I don’t think he’s hurting for money and maybe he doesn’t really care about spending time in a recording studio for another artist’s album. I imagine he’s made the calculus as to whether it’s worth his time and not to jump through another hoop or not.

“I just rented a baby,” he reported, holding the child from its midsection with both hands and spinning a little.

As much as the typo is...ugh...on brand, the notion that the concept of economic success is tied to investment vehicles all but totally unavailable to the bottom half of the country is one that needs to fucking die.

“401Ks are high! Trump’s winning!”

Ms. Kai has been researching the fashion industry for over 20 years—first as a fashion student/freelance stylist and fashion-obsessed musician, but most importantly, as a curve model (my day job for most of those two decades). But since research is now requisite as my daily job as a journalist, here you go:

The republicans, flush with corporate lobbying cash from the likes of the Kochs and the Walton family and backed by the relentless propaganda of Fox, Rush Limbaugh, etc., have halted the New Deal, Civil Rights, Women’s Rights and any Progressive progress we have made in this nation.

I don’t blame her. The Overton Window moved so far right in the last 30 years that moderate Dems are old school GOP.