Where do I go to file charges against the assault on my eyes that has been perpetrated by the sight of these meth-addled, toothless, knuckle-dragging, ass-hair braiding examples of white supremacy?

“As I told Mr. McCray, if I were faced with similar circumstances, I would have probably done the same thing,” the Sheriff said in a statement. “I have apologized to Mr. McCray, and I appreciate his patience as I have worked through these matters.”

MacArthur Genius Award.

You mean a Noble?

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

how about the power to move you?

That’s telekinesis, Kyle.

I cannot find any fault for this well researched and honest listing. Firmly grounded in reality for all candidates. Doesn’t shit on any one.

Grimes is the definition of trying too hard.

Those FBI stats are not crime commission statistics; they are arrest statistics. They don’t measure how often black or white people actually commit crimes; they only demonstrate that black people are arrested more often.

Uh oh, he sholl told me...

Well, it’s actually a plural they here, because YouTube channels CAN be hive creatures instead of singular people! Derek’s in front of the camera most of the time, Grace is behind the camera.

But not the Tree of Woe.

So what you’re saying is, my scroll wheel spin class is a joke to you?

Some days you just don't feel like doing it but if you make it a habit it is a lot easier to keep it up. 

The best type of exercise is the one a person will actually do.

And punching camels.

You’ve gotta spend some time on the wheel of pain first though. 

Didn’t HamNo pretty much comprehensively answer this question in his Super Squat series a decade ago? https://gawker.com/5792422/whats-the-single-best-exercise-a-retort

I’ve long held that the best exercise is the full-body pump one gets from crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of the women.