Honestly, none of the Lorne Michaels stuff is that surprising to me but I’m really upset about the Amy Heckerling thing. :( 

to help elect women on the “center-right and the right” who are fatigued by identity politics but still feel they aren’t “necessarily represented” in politics, according to the organization

I didn’t realize Aunt Lydia was allowed to set up her own PAC.  Good for her!

What’s really weird is the whole story of how Punky came to live with Henry Warnimont. Her mom abandoned her at a mall and of course it just makes sense to let the single old male photographer with poor social skills take in a young girl. What could possibly go wrong? They took the first three minutes of a Law &…

Does it have to be with your sister?

It doesn’t surprise me at all the the “monsters” in prison were the guards and not the inmates. Although I’m sure there are many good prison guards who want to make sure inmates are healthy and well cared for, I actually doubt it’s the majority. The abuses of power, and outright abuses, are horrific in both women’s…

Dennis Nedry wasn’t eaten by a t-rex, he was eaten by a dilophosaurus..

Dude, I hate to say this to ya but I think you need to ask urself some serious questions about Ur mum. It is heartbreaking to read the response she gave you. And I remember reading a story somewhere of a guy in a similar situation (white mum) who had to come to and accept the truth that his own mother, despite having…

He was billions underwater just a few years ago and in legit danger of losing a large chunk of his families real estate empire.

White people live in a different world. When they’re your parents, it hurts so much when they just flat out deny your reality, every time. I’m never going to recover from that. I’m never going to actually trust anyone. 

well, if i knew my kid would be a cop, i’d probably name him ‘fuck’ also

Ivanka, Kath definitely wore it better:

it’s reminding me of the dreadful ~bohemian~ look that was super trendy when i was in college in the early 00's. not that i dislike bohemian in theory, but some of those shirts were just godawful and this is giving me those vibes. 

If anything, this isn’t even close to better. This is worse. Much worse. Scuzzier and slimier worse. It’s like Steve Bannon took Trump to his hair stylist. 

Oh Beto backer out in the wild.

I literally snorted at “ventriloquist dummy come to life.”  I never saw it, but now I can’t unsee it and wonder I didn’t think it all along.

WHITE midwesterners.

And how they hurt the Democratic Party’s chances by, as women, failing and something something angry forgotten midwesterners.

“If Warren’s or Harris’s poll numbers drop significantly, and we get 10,000-word profiles in return, perhaps I’ll eat these words, but I’m not counting on it."

Here to say A) Yes, good. Burnout is real. And B) Thanks for the work you do, Lauren and all the Jez crew... your work makes our work more bearable. Wishing you some nice paid time off and a minimum 10% raise this coming fiscal year!