Eh, I’m not feeling it.

YET MR. MUELLER WASN’T OBSTRUCTED IN ANY WAY, HIS COPIOUS REPORT WAS RELEASED FOR ALL TO SEE, & THERE WAS NO COLLUSION.

Inflatable viking pyre or even viking longship is really missing from the recent pool toy explosion. Keep one in the trunk and you’re good for those last minute invasions or unplanned deaths.

Wait... those cheese balls lasted a MONTH??

My wife and I will sometimes get drunk and then post stupid things on social media about how great our bartender was, or how something the other person said was the funniest thing ever. No blood ever spilled. Weird, right?

Once I was drunk and all I wanted to do was buy a huge container of those Utz cheese balls. Nobody was assaulted in the process. (Except my pride when I saw it every day for a month on my coffee table)

Just for anyone who needed to hear this today, alcohol is not responsible for your partner’s shitty abusive behavior. I had too much to drink hosting a bachelorette this weekend (safely at home), and my instinct was to wash the dishes and clean the kitchen. (Not very successfully, but the point stands.)

A misdemeanor and $1,000 bond? That’s ridiculous, especially with the wife telling the police that he “snaps” often when drinking. Also, the Mississippi legislature seems to be full of criminals:

And probably, “This is my wife and how I deal with her is none of your concern.”

Odds that he said, “Don’t you know who I am?” when the police arrived?

Its a memoir of his life as an outdoorsman, “Mein Camp”.

Despite being hired by Emanuel, Lightfoot had no allegiance to the soon-to-be former mayor; she had only an allegiance to the truth.

I haven’t had an abortion, but as someone who was brainwashed into pro-life politics as a child, when I thought I was pregnant (despite not yet having had PIV sex, thanks for nothing health teachers) in college I started researching what kind of homeopathic remedies, from herbs to “throwing myself down stairs without…

Controlling women (and silencing them by branding them felons and taking away their voting rights and ability to work), and funneling their offspring through the poverty cycle and into for-profit prisons.

These people don’t care about the experiences, stories, pain, or plans of women. They also don’t give a flying fuck about babies or children. They care about controlling women. That’s it.

The idea that someone who describes themselves as “Staff writer, mint chocolate hater” going after someone for being “smart and quirky!” is mildly amusing.

Oh, Lily Collins, this is a bad, bad, badbadbad take.

Can’t he just support his friends in private like the rest of us?

This was the most Meghany Meghan yet. The topic had nothing to do with her family and she went right to how EVERYTHING is about her family - because her family has benefitted from legacy admissions for generations, and rather than just not mentioning it, she brazenly defended it.