This comment is pointless bullshit. The right wing creates what ever narrative it wants. Reality does not matter.

While Fox News lives for shit like this...I ain’t really mad. I hope MPD was their usual lazy selves in response.

Yes, girl. Do not concede shit. Fuck these dizzy dipshit white men, who think they own the world.

You just want something to argue about. Shut up. 

My mother is a retired teacher. She would always say, “Don’t leave this house and embarrass me.” We knew that meant don’t act the fool. We also knew how to act, especially with teachers. My principal was a Tuskegee Airman. Nobody messed with him because we had an incredible amount of respect for him.

LISTEN

in a related note, the kid got an A in Catching Hands 101.

This. This right here is why I never considered being a teacher. I’d be meeting half the damn school by the bike rack.  

Quick, someone tell me which side of the Civil War Iowa was on.

We had jitneys in Detroit, too. Only our jitneys were pre-Uber Ubers. Guys would wait in grocery store parking lots, etc. and drive old ladies home for cash.

Jesus Christ man, I don’t come down to your job and shame you about the manifestations of your mental illness.

“Graphic design/designer” is the accepted form of the term in American English and has been since the term was coined in the 1920s. In fact, “graphics designer” is used by some graphic designers, including some friends of mine in the field, as a reverse shibboleth indicating that a job/contract listing doesn’t know…

Fucking perfect!! Can you even think of a better metaphor for that??

Literally, it is the US flag emoji. I mean, I can’t. This is the greatest thing I think I’ll see all day.

This story, this dude and that photo all seem like they’re from 1979. 

Comic Sans is reserved for executive orders, now.

Yes.

I think it gets the point across really well. That white background is what they're relying on. 

Oh for fucks sake! Do they have a graphic designer?