HOW HAS NO ONE POSTED THIS?

Exactly! People seem to say that the length is the issue, but since we have Exhibit B here with a brand new Smart ForTwo being even shorter than the classic Mini, it's obvious that is not the issue.

Suddenly I'm rather annoyed that I'd hung out in Hungary each summer for 3 years, and somehow one of the most dangerously cool things to happen occurred a month early...

Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay.

Since they look like these dudes to a great degree, it's really hard to find them creepy.
Even though I've heard they're scavengers and thus situationally carnivorous, apparently their mandibles aren't sharp enough to do much, which'd explain the cat looking so cozy next to his foreign new buddy.