You say that like there isn’t already some of us who realize a lot of stupid’s all-too-likely going to have to die for any progress from here on out...

It feels like we’re going to have to act like a damn dictatorship when it comes to all this willful ignorance.

In any case, I’m just glad the penguins didn’t get stabbed to death by his arrow because that would’ve been awkward.

It just depresses me that all that pure good will’s gone.
It’s startling to think that the whole family had an annual pass and it was a casual thing to hop in the car after getting out of junior high and hit the park 13 years ago.
Or that the annual pass prices back then were the same as daily admission prices now.

Editing this comment after reading your other article with a top list, I’m wondering how you’re not one of the old In-N-Out faithful who tried Shake Shack and promptly got thrown into depression after realizing they yanked the top spot on your favorites list ThatFast.
Who knew you’d have sentimental value for your…

She seems a little interested in staying lonely...

...Aaand I’m sad I had to be reminded what today is, it being my favorite movie/car and all. Well, more sad, since in-between-jobness got to me first.

On one hand, that’s priceless.
On the other, when I saw a let’s-player going through that point and noticed the three words before they went upstairs, I really have to wonder how in the world they didn’t expect the password to be that, Cartman being Cartman.

Bugatti puts a speed limiter on it because modern tires can’t handle the pressure speeds near 300 mph would put on them.

*Sees Article Title On Facebook Without The Photo*
“Oh for shit’s sake, not another on—”

Beetlejuice is one of the more most unlikely licensed properties to join the Lego Dimensions family,

I was thinking the same thing — helps I’d done a full Google hunt last week to remember what the name of the dude was and just remembered the kooky playsets.

Where DreamScreen really shines is gaming.

It’s basically just a man going off on a tangent, a telling character trait, but it’s also information that gives the following scene more creditability.

Never thought I’d ever say this, especially considering it’s my favorite movie, but...

Oh damn it all, Ms. Alexandra; did you really have to make us dwell on this when I’m gloomy, sick and bed-ridden?

Considering I leapt at a Loot Crate subscription the instant I saw a Yondu tiki mug was being included, I’m sure you could deduce what I certainly didn’t love...

Ye gods... Do you know what this means?

“HAS HE NOT LEARNED A DAMN THI— Oh-right-memory-loss-I-forgot-somebody-yank-it-off-him, hurry.”

Not to mention that if you really wanted such a dude (literal dude since dudines don’t have horns), they apparently only last 3 to 6 months after developing fully...

“Power Loader, alri—ght?”