It’s bitterly funny that this article pops up shortly after I groused about how my digi-dude couldn’t wear a dress vest and shirt under an old school motorcycler as I often do before wondering what options ladies have, and whether it’s kinda’ Falloutsy with unisex options.

Alright, now I feel like I certainly should’ve made my wisecrack when I had the chance after looking down this list...

As lovely as all that is, I just want an updated flight simulator.

Please tell me I’m not the only person thinking about how Miss Green probably wordlessly sighed after being approached for this movie over being well past sick of being the spooky magic lady, or otherwise it’d be she nastily grinning in that article gif...

Ye gods...

Ah, so the glinting eyes weren’t sinister as they seemed...

I’m not sure why my subconscious decided to have a growly Seth Rogen narrate “DICK ENGAGED” when it let me quietly read everything else, but hey, it works.

I think a limited edition Pagani Zonda is obscure enough...

While it’s depressingly unlikely he’ll make a lasting mark, I hope he becomes popular enough regardless that a genuine version of that altered flag beside him becomes available...

You know you have something special when my favorite car is parked next to a Bricklin, and I “Oh, hey!” them before continuing to gape through the rest of the lot...

That’s kinda’ like me writing a love letter to Lillian Gish.

Ah, so I’ll have to grind anyways...

Ah, thanks for pointing that out - good to hear the new DLC’s more than just a way to make those of us stuck with grind-unfriendly schedules miserable/jealous, though.

“So I immediately painted the Gurntmobile red.”

They make their parts look like this not just because they can, but because there’s no lighter or stronger way to make them.

Ye gods, I dunno’ if I love that more than I should or just enough...

Hmm, like Blade Runner with a 70s vibe...

Musings about limos will do just fine, too.

On one hand, $99 a day classic Mini, AKA much cheaper than the classic car rental places.

*Clears Throat*