I think “I remember the blitz” is going to become part of my wisecrack arsenal.

Aw, no tongue-in-cheek “lens flare stun attack”?

Anybody remember “Mercenaries”? Not sure about the second, but the first certainly let you change the world...

Uncanny timing, as I saw this slightly amusing, more often infuriating rundown of what it is that’s basically this article, for those who prefer videos...
It’s annoying to think that chances are just admitting that what we already had thanks to D.B. Cooper and Co. isn’t good enough for who or whatever insists on…

I see phase 2 has a movie titled, “Fastpass: Forward to the Past”...

Lotuses or Loti.
Still trying to figure out if you pronounce the former “Low-tuh-sees”, so adding this movie screencap’s funnier and ever-so-slightly more relevant.

Fuck that green egg, in particular.
And ham, too.

I was wondering why this situation seemed familiar, realized, then paused to make sure no one else already posted it...
Kinda’ one-upped them by not even bothering to hork it down and deal with the brain freeze before taking off.

There’s probably a ton that I’m blanking out on, but I can’t just think of one, and the first two come to mind for the same reason.
(Hint: They’d probably compare nicely size-wise to the classic.)
As for the third, why wouldn’t I want something that’s so tailored for hitting the beach that the interior’s themed towards…

I wish I’d a nice frame of reference to understand all this...
I see “17 years for a 35-mile tunnel” and immediately think, “Well how long would our red tape-fetished government take to do this?”
‘Course you can’t just get a ballpark of how fast the boring machine could work either because of those 73 sorts of rock, and…

Is it just becoming a thing where twerps slip behind stuff meant to keep them out and ruin nice things now?
The lions, then the gorilla, now poor Lego Nick here.

In case the buggy laptop’s failing to load the video means everyone else’s left in the dark too...
Wish the system gave me more time to edit when things are bugging out.

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I was well over enraptured by it, until the opponent appeared and reminded me that typically dragsters are only tearing off down a strip during a race...
Then my emotions veered hard towards an embodiment of that Youtube darling dumbass screaming at his cat to RUN! F—-ING RUUUN!

I love how there was a photo of them doing the Charlie’s Angels pose conveniently around for an article photo...
Suddenly I’m convinced I need to get someone to take photos of me in the pinstripe super-suit playing Mr. Hero with the best bud, just in case.

It just pains me that they waited around instead of confronting…

There’s undoubtedly something inherently compelling about “liveness.”

Oh, good; I was beginning to worry no one posted it when it wasn’t the first comment on the feed.

‘Course the first episode would be a great time to reference the first page of the book, preferably narrated over footage of the most stupidly funny sign of trouble you could find in the game -
A blown-apart space toilet floating off would be perfect, but probably unlikely.

Doesn’t it just?
I know the one case where any exploring was done in the movie took place off-screen, but never giving us a chance to just tear around in the DeLorean and chronologically zig-zag in an environment is just denying us some serious wish fulfillment.

Not sure if you know of it or if you’d bother with the…