Fuck that green egg, in particular.
And ham, too.

I was wondering why this situation seemed familiar, realized, then paused to make sure no one else already posted it...
Kinda’ one-upped them by not even bothering to hork it down and deal with the brain freeze before taking off.

There’s probably a ton that I’m blanking out on, but I can’t just think of one, and the first two come to mind for the same reason.
(Hint: They’d probably compare nicely size-wise to the classic.)
As for the third, why wouldn’t I want something that’s so tailored for hitting the beach that the interior’s themed towards…

I wish I’d a nice frame of reference to understand all this...
I see “17 years for a 35-mile tunnel” and immediately think, “Well how long would our red tape-fetished government take to do this?”
‘Course you can’t just get a ballpark of how fast the boring machine could work either because of those 73 sorts of rock, and…

Is it just becoming a thing where twerps slip behind stuff meant to keep them out and ruin nice things now?
The lions, then the gorilla, now poor Lego Nick here.

In case the buggy laptop’s failing to load the video means everyone else’s left in the dark too...
Wish the system gave me more time to edit when things are bugging out.

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I was well over enraptured by it, until the opponent appeared and reminded me that typically dragsters are only tearing off down a strip during a race...
Then my emotions veered hard towards an embodiment of that Youtube darling dumbass screaming at his cat to RUN! F—-ING RUUUN!

I love how there was a photo of them doing the Charlie’s Angels pose conveniently around for an article photo...
Suddenly I’m convinced I need to get someone to take photos of me in the pinstripe super-suit playing Mr. Hero with the best bud, just in case.

It just pains me that they waited around instead of confronting…

There’s undoubtedly something inherently compelling about “liveness.”

Oh, good; I was beginning to worry no one posted it when it wasn’t the first comment on the feed.

‘Course the first episode would be a great time to reference the first page of the book, preferably narrated over footage of the most stupidly funny sign of trouble you could find in the game -
A blown-apart space toilet floating off would be perfect, but probably unlikely.

Doesn’t it just?
I know the one case where any exploring was done in the movie took place off-screen, but never giving us a chance to just tear around in the DeLorean and chronologically zig-zag in an environment is just denying us some serious wish fulfillment.

Not sure if you know of it or if you’d bother with the…

It’s a bummer to think that it had so much potential that was wasted.
This bit of concept art had me thinking that it was going to be a blast, though the end result even jaded me towards Lego Dimensions, which I worry’s the closest thing anyone will get to the obligatory open-world licensed Back to the Future game.

PS: Ye gods, I didn’t realize that’s a Mustang production line they’re dancing around...
That’s just even more hilarious.

I started giggling at the sight of the embedded Youtube video, thinking it’d be hilarious to score it to “Nowhere to Run”, as I hadn’t ever seen the video...
Then I started cackling once the few starting beats played.

It’s like a 3 year old chasing you with a knife - sure, you’re fine when you can run down a hallway,…

I think living in a state where most the traffic seems to be the automotive equivalent of trolls has led to me becoming less interested in horsepower or top speeds and more interested in how quick a car is, just to get the hell away from/around them...
Sure, owning something that can go over 200 is swell, but it’s much…

I think the problem is that the joke that the ride was built up from - that the stately mansion’s a supernatural retirement home of sorts - has been ignored more and more over the years...

Social psychologist Erika D. Price put no thought into and indeed does not stand by the cereal ranking system she’s devised.