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Mr. Wilson, Reluctant Pumpkin King Incarnate
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Oh, good; I was beginning to worry no one posted it when it wasn’t the first comment on the feed.

‘Course the first episode would be a great time to reference the first page of the book, preferably narrated over footage of the most stupidly funny sign of trouble you could find in the game -
A blown-apart space toilet floating off would be perfect, but probably unlikely.

Doesn’t it just?
I know the one case where any exploring was done in the movie took place off-screen, but never giving us a chance to just tear around in the DeLorean and chronologically zig-zag in an environment is just denying us some serious wish fulfillment.

Not sure if you know of it or if you’d bother with the

It’s a bummer to think that it had so much potential that was wasted.
This bit of concept art had me thinking that it was going to be a blast, though the end result even jaded me towards Lego Dimensions, which I worry’s the closest thing anyone will get to the obligatory open-world licensed Back to the Future game.

PS: Ye gods, I didn’t realize that’s a Mustang production line they’re dancing around...
That’s just even more hilarious.

I started giggling at the sight of the embedded Youtube video, thinking it’d be hilarious to score it to “Nowhere to Run”, as I hadn’t ever seen the video...
Then I started cackling once the few starting beats played.

It’s like a 3 year old chasing you with a knife - sure, you’re fine when you can run down a hallway,

I think living in a state where most the traffic seems to be the automotive equivalent of trolls has led to me becoming less interested in horsepower or top speeds and more interested in how quick a car is, just to get the hell away from/around them...
Sure, owning something that can go over 200 is swell, but it’s much

I think the problem is that the joke that the ride was built up from - that the stately mansion’s a supernatural retirement home of sorts - has been ignored more and more over the years...

Come on; is it not blatantly obvious she’s just a well-disguised demon?

Now they just need to add an RC feature so you can screw with everyone, especially the security guards at the Lone Pine Mall parking lot early enough in the morning to have them thinking someone spiked their energy drinks...
(Also: I’m still annoyed electric cars don’t make that wonderful whine.)

Ye gods, you’re saying that’s just a plain Model T?
I figured they gussied it up some.
As I said when I posted the video on Facebook, it’s certainly not discouraging my ideas of doing a more classic kind of restomod to one of them...

According to Road & Track, the Southern California culinary institution is struggling to stay out of bankruptcy.

Ye gods, it makes me miss the old, true kind of sandbox games that actually let you derail things like this - even if it’s missing the appropriate panicking traffic and fleeing aircraft. I’ve just come to accept that it’s too much of a technical pain to do splintering skyscrapers and huge cascades of sewage

I’d found this - and had to clear through it - in the midst of trying to get an archive of the best bud and my, what, 5,000+ messages to each other.

Other fact:
If you do the same and use the ability to download all the information Facebook has to make a makeshift best bud archive, the messages are all chronologically

I wish someone with political clout thought the same way I do and realized how this’ the perfect time to force them/Audi to make good on that “Blue Crude” they’ve touted...
And since they have political clout, maybe they could’ve asked if they could have a bottle of it and just carry it around to related meetings to

Funny you should have the article photo be two E30s, because a 325is’ what I wish I could save...
‘Course it helps that it technically wasn’t mine, I still don’t have the funds to have ever saved it, and it was totalled.

My dad had two BMWs, asked me which I’d like to use to drive, and the more simplistic and

I’m loving the possibly unwitting wordplay with “Splinter Works”...
It could mean the obvious wood pun and that it’s a separate line of Morgan cars.

Also:
Wikipedia - and don’t give me that look, where else was I to look for a consensus - claims rat rod qualifications are imitations or exaggerations of 40s-60s hot rods,

“Chicken-head selfie contraption”?
The way it’s set up, it looks more like an ever-so-slightly plausible way to have a spring-loaded punching glove on you - even the box-shaped joystick seems like a great way to lure a would-be moocher into battering range.

And the Coca Cola batteries immediately remind me of how one of