Funny you should have the article photo be two E30s, because a 325is’ what I wish I could save...
‘Course it helps that it technically wasn’t mine, I still don’t have the funds to have ever saved it, and it was totalled.

My dad had two BMWs, asked me which I’d like to use to drive, and the more simplistic and…

With all the yearning for the old school, exploratory children’s museums I enjoyed in my early kidhood, I can’t help but to wish we had tons more of stuff like this.
Has me convinced that maybe badgering the local communities to humor my ideas might not be so far-fetched after all, especially since a local brewing…

It’s the second thing that came to mind - shortly after, “Well, this’ proof positive that we need to hound cities to make neat kids museums”.

Doesn’t help that the only places I know who embodied this exploration spirit were the long-gone Children’s Museum of Los Angeles and the…

I’m loving the possibly unwitting wordplay with “Splinter Works”...
It could mean the obvious wood pun and that it’s a separate line of Morgan cars.

Also:
Wikipedia - and don’t give me that look, where else was I to look for a consensus - claims rat rod qualifications are imitations or exaggerations of 40s-60s hot rods,…

That fact makes me inappropriately cackle even harder about that last seemingly redundant blast of the horn...

That all said, and while it’s an utterly terrifying thing to watch, this does show some really practical uses for such a contraption.

I’m thinking there might’ve been casualties if that’d happen...
She’d probably get bumped a bit, wheel around to snarl something like, “Don’t hurry me!”, and everyone within earshot would’ve laughed themselves to death.
Then she would’ve been thrown into jail for manslaughter, with the surviving boat crew considered…

“Chicken-head selfie contraption”?
The way it’s set up, it looks more like an ever-so-slightly plausible way to have a spring-loaded punching glove on you - even the box-shaped joystick seems like a great way to lure a would-be moocher into battering range.

And the Coca Cola batteries immediately remind me of how one of…

Most responses to this seem to be smarmy rebuttals, but I’ll just nod and say, “No damn planned obsolescence”.
Cuss, they even gave the roadsters a nice update recently instead of abandoning them entirely, even if it cost quite a bit.

It feels really weird to see this and immediately think, “Much better”, in regards to the Model S...

This seems to have much more character to me, while the Ss seem to just scream, “You’ll find a bunch of me in the office building parking lots” - though it makes for a hilarious sleeper car disguise with the P85D.

If I recall right, there’s a game out there called “Windlands” that actually may/mayn’t be a much more pleasant means of getting around it -
think grapple hook guns, exploring cliff-filled environments, and collecting things; no enemies to hurl you off as of yet, though there’s been warnings that there may be…

Unfortunately, I don’t have any freebie editing software that could easily graft the logo onto it.
But considering it could also be considered a bread basket, is it any...
Well, you get the joke.

Considering it’s my favorite movie and I never got to have an official “last ride” when the US-based versions closed down, I was hoping that it was going to stick around long enough for me to get the money to make a visit...

Then again, I was wondering how long it was going to last for when I realized all the nifty…

Yeah, it’s very unnerving, especially when they show it like this...
Doesn’t help that a quick search after seeing this article resulted in finding a report on severe injuries and the rare death.

I know they say it’s actually a pretty painless procedure, but the flashes of light and smoke still immediately brought this to mind...

Aw, now you’ve done it - I finally got this song unstuck in my head, and it’s back in there after seeing this...
Makes for good music to burn things down to, though.

I’ve an alleged dozen years to understand how to draw - or at least so said someone I remember from a Kotaku article - but I’ve always been interested in writing something that meant to be paired to visuals. Just a bummer that in order to apply, you need to already have a dollop of experience with them, or at least…

The decision to adapt Transmetropolitan would happen so fast that a sonic boom would be heard at the D.C. offices and a wormhole would appear and spit out a younger Sir Patrick Stewart - who’d promptly forget all about the time travel stuff that just happened and be happy to play Spider, as he’d hoped.

Now if only I knew the summation under that explaining how difficult it is doesn’t also go for when you want to make characters that embody all three.

Aw, I was hoping you meant “massive” as in “big enough that printing this out would seem small and easy to do”.