It was taking me the longest while to answer “Why do these little bastards seem familiar?”, but I finally realized...
Honestly, I don’t know whether a royally pissed possessed African idol or royally pissed miniature robotic bear would be worse to have around the house - or which I’d want to have a plush of more.

It was a joking hybrid of the quote and my suspicions on the meaning of the game; “In your torn head”, ‘cause you know - missing frontal lobe, hallucinating, and all.

Ye gods, talk about, “I am the one hiding in your torn head, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red”.

And yeah, of course I’m not keen on trying the damn game myself with my hypersensitivity to pleasant surprises, but the fact the teeth-fixated designs and implausibility that some crazy robots would just crash at your…

I see this, and my mind immediately goes to a joke in the video game Red Dead Redemption, where a proto-FBI agent, his assistant, and the main character are bickering about how slow the most former’s 1911-era car is trundling down the dirt road as a bunch of armed outlaws on horses are gaining on them...
If I recall…

Ye gods, this’ giving me serious nostalgia for the old Tomorrowland arcade in Disneyland...
‘Course I was too young and nervous of anything flippy to try, but just seeing it at work was a treat in itself.

I saw this a while back on the “Best of Tumblr” Facebook page, and it immediately comes to mind when critics gripe about what he does...
Especially since plenty of people seem to love seeing the idea presented like this, but the instant someone actually makes a job out of having fun, entertaining people, and even…

“Well those burgers aren’t going to eat themselves!”
I could fully see myself and a similar-minded buddy just taking one of these to a local burger joint for a laugh.
Though if I did have a similar-minded buddy, chances are my best bud would be sitting in the back, arms folded and scowling, as they would’ve made sure to…

I hear him say “Most of these places haven’t been visited; many of them never will be”, and think about how this game might be the ultimate time sink, at least until further notice...
Not to mention how strangely depressing that statement seems despite all the potential for exploration.
Think it’s the first time I’ve…

Not quite, old sport; we’ve only lost the culturally “normal” booty.
With a little luck, we may stumble upon some booty fond of using timed explosives as alarm clocks that will be quite keen towards our wonderfully cacophonous, fiery automobile...

I thought the plan also had the 80s plate design in mind, but I guess I misread it...
Suspect they wouldn’t have any trouble getting support for those.
I don’t think it’s hard for anyone to figure out why I want one of those instead of the aforementioned plates, despite how nifty they are...
Unnecessary second hint: I’m…

I was wondering when something would aggravate my yearning for an old-fashioned roadster once again...
Unfortch, I’d be all for something that you could daily-drive in Washington traffic, so it’d naturally be impossible to use something so spartan.
Does have me considering the dangers of something like a 1906 Autocar…

You missed a very vital question, "spoilers" be damned...
Do we get to keep It?

Even without the allusion, somehow the name just seems to have a nice 70s sci-fi ring to it...
It'd be a win-win, given the loss of the author didn't turn everything else into losses.

Enough said.

Now that the obvious "jumping sheep" resemblance's been noted, I can't stop hearing,
"Baaaaah!" *Thump, Thump*

Alright, show of hands:
Who's actually been in Washington?

Because most replies sound more interested in universal lane-splitting allowance, completely enviously unaware of what the typical driving experience here is like.

Not sure if you condone multiposts for each point, so I'll just reply to each in one biggie...

Ah, yet another car that you guys show me and I instantly want...
Even if I'm pretty certain 6'5 couldn't fit into it.
Unfortch, you tell me "electric", and I think, "Oh, well that changes everything", and immediately look to see if there's some way to make it the second-most hilariously/confusingly sprightly older car…

I love how this pops up shortly after doing research on the game's backstory...
But no spring-mechanism to exploit anyone's misplaced sense of ease that it's just going to stand there and couldn't possibly lunge at them?

I love that he made a point of arranging them by appearance...
This' simultaneously hilariously fitting for the illustrations of each change to the car and cruel.