“Well those burgers aren’t going to eat themselves!”
I could fully see myself and a similar-minded buddy just taking one of these to a local burger joint for a laugh.
Though if I did have a similar-minded buddy, chances are my best bud would be sitting in the back, arms folded and scowling, as they would’ve made sure to…

I hear him say “Most of these places haven’t been visited; many of them never will be”, and think about how this game might be the ultimate time sink, at least until further notice...
Not to mention how strangely depressing that statement seems despite all the potential for exploration.
Think it’s the first time I’ve…

Not quite, old sport; we’ve only lost the culturally “normal” booty.
With a little luck, we may stumble upon some booty fond of using timed explosives as alarm clocks that will be quite keen towards our wonderfully cacophonous, fiery automobile...

I thought the plan also had the 80s plate design in mind, but I guess I misread it...
Suspect they wouldn’t have any trouble getting support for those.
I don’t think it’s hard for anyone to figure out why I want one of those instead of the aforementioned plates, despite how nifty they are...
Unnecessary second hint: I’m…

I was wondering when something would aggravate my yearning for an old-fashioned roadster once again...
Unfortch, I’d be all for something that you could daily-drive in Washington traffic, so it’d naturally be impossible to use something so spartan.
Does have me considering the dangers of something like a 1906 Autocar…

You missed a very vital question, "spoilers" be damned...
Do we get to keep It?

Even without the allusion, somehow the name just seems to have a nice 70s sci-fi ring to it...
It'd be a win-win, given the loss of the author didn't turn everything else into losses.

Enough said.

Now that the obvious "jumping sheep" resemblance's been noted, I can't stop hearing,
"Baaaaah!" *Thump, Thump*

Alright, show of hands:
Who's actually been in Washington?

Because most replies sound more interested in universal lane-splitting allowance, completely enviously unaware of what the typical driving experience here is like.

Not sure if you condone multiposts for each point, so I'll just reply to each in one biggie...

Ah, yet another car that you guys show me and I instantly want...
Even if I'm pretty certain 6'5 couldn't fit into it.
Unfortch, you tell me "electric", and I think, "Oh, well that changes everything", and immediately look to see if there's some way to make it the second-most hilariously/confusingly sprightly older car…

I love how this pops up shortly after doing research on the game's backstory...
But no spring-mechanism to exploit anyone's misplaced sense of ease that it's just going to stand there and couldn't possibly lunge at them?

I love that he made a point of arranging them by appearance...
This' simultaneously hilariously fitting for the illustrations of each change to the car and cruel.

Unfortunately, Tesla won't tell us how to do it or how it impacts range.

Let's just say this mixes my favorite of the family cars, the 80s 325, with one of my least favorite, the shambling 92 BMW wagon I drive to college/work currently and that has upheld my suspicions that wagons just aren't worth the extra space and weight, so it's like seeing the kid of a former best friend and the…

I remember seeing one of these in Austria, and thinking it's likely one of the wagons I'd ever bother with...
Now that I've finally gotten a good perspective on what they're like, I'm pretty sure that sentiment's sticking.
I suspect I'd get as mod-happy as I'm planning to get with my dream DeLorean, though...
The…

I knew I should've rechecked after checking if anyone'd noted this before posting...
Unless they just wanted reasons to snark and didn't want their work already done for them, I'm stumped why they didn't include it.

I feel they're missing someone here...
Not as contemporary, but so appropriate that it's a shame they didn't bother making one anyways.

They took the fun jury-rigged feel out of it, but I do admit twheels are both a nice and clever touch...
Why bother with air-filled tires for a flying car?