mr-wilson
Mr. Wilson, Reluctant Pumpkin King Incarnate
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I was rather hoping for something else...
Of course the only problem would be agreeing on a design that says "Because f*** you, that's why" strongly enough.

Is that a rubber duck?
Tried looking at the photo album on the site, but zooming in on it just makes it even harder to make out...
The thing's ridiculously awesome alone, but racing around a warzone with a duck in your grill is priceless.

Not into hunting whatsoever, but this' so wonderfully gonzo that I'd immediately grab it...
How often do you see a Checker cab/woody/offroader hybrid, if at all?

Since I started doing invite-only sessions, a whole lot of nothing.

Good luck trying to demolish these babies. Repurposing them is rather difficult.

To quasi-reference "The Movie" as they referred to it, weight might have a lot to do with it.
Apparently the stainless steel panels helped make the car a lot heavier than planned.

"Hey motorcycle engines?
I'm going to have to call you back..."

I had the opening riff to the song in my head as I read the article...
With how satirical the game is and how Rockstar clearly doesn't care about mentioning California anymore, I kinda' wish they tried asking Tool if they could've used the song.

Why would you want to punch a bird in GTA?

I wish I bumped into him; most my interactions with the maniacs wreaking havoc are to watch them from a distance in a plain copter since GTA IV, so I'm sure he'd love to have some guy to just chauffeur him around in the air.
At least the fact this means he made a "MEDIA" gang should make it quasi-easy to find him and

I noticed a link to this on Youtube last night when I wanted to hear "Einstein Disintegrated" from the original score; a bit annoyed I didn't bother to look at it until now, though I'm grateful someone pointed out that it's more than worth a listen.

Somebody had to call it.
That said, that is quite astute.

I was actually thinking about how 3-D printing could make these designs less unwieldy; you might not be able to change aerodynamics - or maybe you could scan the cars and tweak them a little before making a copy, if you'd like - but you could make the cars again with these printers and various types of materials to

Putting the words "police" and "Subaru" in the same sentence just brings this to mind...
And now I'll spend the rest of the day daydreaming about whether they'd have the cheek to blast the Hot Fuzz theme on a chase.

Hell, it even had an asymmetrical-split windshield. Who does that?

You forgot to add the fact he laughed right after that and he's already let him play a few missions; he's probably just joking around. I'm sure he's a lot better father than those letting their kids get too absorbed into it.

Do have to wonder what his son'll think of hearing a character with his dad's voice suggest to

Eh, twist the words by calling it the "Volunteer Fire-Fighter", and I think we're golden.

It looks like a car from Grand Theft Auto-
and I mean that in the best way possible, in that it looks like a lovely hodgepodge of muscle car designs.
And I'd appropriately, happily punt someone out of the driver's seat and greedily substitute myself if I'd the chance.

They let you download the pictures you take off the Social Club site?
That's awesome, and handy -
I've decided to write an article on the full game for my college's paper, and I was hoping I could have Trevor do a selfie in front of some carnage as the article photo.

I get what you're saying, but I can't help but feel knowing beforehand prevents you getting your hopes up about certain aspects, only for them to come crashing down...
Just no fun to get excited to see something, have suspense raised as you race over to it, then realize it's nothing more than scenery, putting a damper