I mean, right?

Holy shit.

I haven’t seen a Dolphin choke that bad since Ray Finkle.

That dolphin looks like Jason Mantzoukas.

if he dies, he dies.

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

My advice: the grass is rarely greener. While Apple devices are my primary ones, I use Android/Windows (Surface) daily, and they all have their problems.

Somebody needs to animate this idea.

I really hope that KH3 (when it eventually comes out for the series’ 25th anniversary) starts with Goofy and Donald in a classroom, with Goofy trying to recap the plot of the games so far in an increasingly complex flowchart, Donald just getting increasingly flustered, eventually losing his shit, flipping the table…

CAPCOM LOOK AT THIS! MAKE THIS!

If the story resembles fanfiction then the best way MvCI’s story mode would end is that after the story’s end credits it’s revealed that Kamala Khan had written it and finished uploading it online.

This is no time for throwing shade.

The evening before his hanging, Hernandez was heard shouting “WHERE’S WALLACE?” in the visitors’ area.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck me. FUCK. Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Get McNutty on it ASAP!