Should have gone with “Kick his ass, Sea Bass!”

Another Capcom classic to put on the pile of “Need to Be Revived (Properly)“.  I make sure to remind Capcom every single day that Darkstalkers needs to return.

You stopped listening to Michael Jackson after watching a terrible four-hour easily-debunked documentary? No allegation has ever been proven true, including these guys. You can stop listening to Jackson for any reason whatsoever, that’s your prerogative, but try proving that he is guilty instead of simply believing rum…

The two complaints I have about REmake2 are 1) in the second story, it skips from the cinematic straight to the character arriving at the police station’s alternate entrance. I chalk that up to running out of time or something and 2) not enough back and forth between Leon and Claire, they felt much further apart in it…

Let’s also remember what comes out in theaters this week, which will likely destroy any momentum Charlie’s Angel had.

Time heals all wounds.

Why bother Capcom with their highly-flawed port of Final Fight? I’m as nostalgic for the SNES as the next guy, but there’s no reason at all to bring that junk out of the past.  The arcade version is readily available on modern consoles.  Instead, have Capcom bring Final Fight 2 and 3 to the Switch since they were…

Still not understanding the criticism of “dragging” for Chapter 2, it was all so interesting and intriguing that the whole film flew by for me. And I would gladly pay for the supercut just to have the experience of watching the whole thing as a single epic. I liken it to The Lord of the Rings Extended Editions and…

I call the mystery flavor “Liquid Skittles”, though “Voodew” is honestly one of the best name ideas  in a while.

Time heals all wounds?

“I like the version of MJ from the video game, even if she’s more of a Lois Lane type than the model/actress of the original comics.”

Darkstalkers seems like the kind of series Capcom should outsource. Bring it back and let the Blazblue/DBFZ people make it.

Shouldn’t have gone into Castle Oblivion! 

The Animated Series is “official” in that Roddenberry had input and he got paid for it.  He can declare it “unofficial” all he wants, but considering there were elements later utilized in future properties, and it’s a legitimately good series for its time and especially for a Saturday Morning Kids show, it’s as…

I hope they get Doc Pimple Popper to help drain the abscess, though if she put the procedure on her YouTube page, she’d probably have to put the mosaic censor bar over the arm.

The absolute balls of this game to have a fighter named “Scorpion” in a post Mortal Kombat world. Sure, all they have in common is the name, and one might argue the Martial Masters has a better claim to the game since that’s the actual fighting style he’s incorporating, but still, there’s no way anyone could say “my…

Change the title to “Hanks for the Memories” and you’ve got yourself a picture!

Maybe that revised origin is just the story he’s giving when first introduced, like he’s too embarrassed to admit to Claire or Marvin about how weak he was, and eventually as the story progresses, he opens up about his vulnerabilities, especially to new love interest Ada?  Obviously just speculation.

They mostly come out at night...mostly.

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Gauntlet.  Any new MST3K is good MST3K for me.