Again: child star.

Depends. Is it eligible to bet set on fire for a tax break?

You have to understand: Somebody somewhere at some point said something in some way about it. 

If the explanation includes or requires a death bird, it must be some explanation.

Y’know I’m not sure, don’t quote me, but it almost seems like literally all of the press about this movie is about what a rolling disaster it is.

Haha. It’s not so much that you freaks love to pile on the party-approved words until you are barely recognizable as human as that you physically and biologically can’t stop yourselves, isn’t it?

And then of course he rewrote more things to be about vampires in German.

I look forward to the retraction and mid-season cancellation or whatever they come up with.

I thought the whole Disney Adults thing was just more Gen-Z blathering but at this point it’d be less weird if they just claimed Jenny was being paid by the Rothschilds to slag this already-closing experience.

I guess that a low-effort garbage movie made to distract kids for a bit DIDN’T get the families out enough to beat Furiosa is in itself a story. Heads will roll at Illumination tonight.

Their argument will be shouting “He was a producer! HA-PRUH-DOO-SER!!!!!” in the jury’s face for 6 hours per day.

That’s right... Frank Stallone?

“literally blackballed”

You were the point, Mark.

Fair, but procedurals gonna procedurally-generate. I was thinking more about sitcoms doing it. All in the Family had so many spinoffs I believe the only cast member that crossed over in the last of them was the armchair, but it wasn’t a human centipede from one to the other.

Should I get the Now We Got’em banner ready for this what will no doubt blow the election wide open?

Thankfully he wasn’t warped by the experience.

Turning this into an Avengers-style team up of hot celibates from film and TV would make this appointment viewing.

I’m sure we’re all going to have our expectations subverted and learn a powerful lesson in the end from VILF Visland.

Literally just make a show people would actually want to watch. It’s a bold strategy but it just might work.