That sounded very silly so I looked it up, and apparently now Thor has a third mother? How does anyone keep track?

She even became two flavors of villain because TV and movie divisions weren’t communicating, so that’s gotta be worth something. Meanwhile Netflix has to play sleight of hand because the movies have an incredibly important use for Night Nurse. (Narrator: “They did not.”)

DC takes care of theirs. Disney can afford to throw a few bones.

Maybe Bryce Dallas Howard will wear even sensibler shoes.

There’s a spinoff to the spinoff brewing? We’re through the looking glass.

He is All Things. 6'1. 1'6. All things.

The ROK guys who told us Mad Max doesn’t take orders from no dame-woman (because they don’t know the Mad Max series) would screee at a thousand decibels for months if that movie was made.

““innocent until proven guilty””

“Hibble-doobledy, let me keep talking at the conservative, and bring some links and graphs and pictures and paragraphs upon paragraphs upon paragraphs. That is sure to make it act like an adult and its beliefs not a farce.”

It worked for Glinda. *various DJ air-horn noises*

“youth culture and the political left.”

No you see, I think he’s saying that if they cared they would have set up a station around the campus for each of these.

“Hey look at this... ... site! This... PROVES... ... ... it! This is just like this blog!” (Narrator: This is very clearly not a blog.)

“”correct” political affiliation” Lord, you shambling, instinct-driven husks are just parodies of humanity at this point. 

Then in the last leg of the season that random telekinetic girl shows up again played by a completely different actress and is like “I’ve been waiting for this for 40 years” or whatever.

Probably crunched the numbers and figured they could get one good season of something from someone before they lose interest and leave the project for much cheaper.

Was SHE distractingly broad? Or is... the UNIVERSE distractingly broad? Really makes you think...

Latinum will never get its flowers from anyone I see.

R: “He’s not black.” R2R: “Correct, he’s not black.”

It’s alright. We now know that was all a social experiment for the express purpose of baiting Kendrick into repeating all the things, thus objectively making Drake the winner.