Yeah that definitely is one of the most porque no los dos-est questions ever for a movie made out of pure spite.

“You ran out of ink, didn’t you?”

Cool beans, Captain Protagonist Syndrome, but I’m pretty sure I don’t know or care who you are besides the bog-standard person complaining about roaming bands of females calling them a misogynist for no reason, since that’s so rare and unique and you’re fooling anyone. But please intone extra-mysteriously about…

Was this from the three feminist stand-up comedian friends ceaselessly battering you with how they thought a movie would be good... because... women? Or was that the other guy?

“I have a different view from you”

Imagine folks still starring a post that says “nArRaTiVe” right in the first paragraph like that.

So what you’re saying is it’s about ethics in tabloid journalism.

You are the perfect stooge.

Something something why do people always have to read politics into completely apolitical things like Shogun etc.

What, did you expect the studio full of adults to?

I must have been too old for this show when it was around but it sure must have been something if the Internet is so desperate to force interaction between the leads when one has seemingly managed to, somehow, make it out the other side and become a well-adjusted individual.

<3 the only available clapback being "But he can't be white. He's Brazilian." <3 also the part where you used the full form of his name like you're his mom or something, but as I'm sure there often is, there's your limp attempts at rope-a-doping around the reality, and then there's the reality.

Weird. The 80s hadn’t even ended in 1991. The future really was bright.

In Ghostbusters 5, they’ll be contacting the CGI-puppeteered ghosts of all the original Ghostbusters, who were declared saints by Pope Portrait of Vigo the Reformed. His redemption backstory will bring you to tears, and then the rest of the 3 hour runtime will be all the characters crying over a museum tour of hologram…

“it’s possible to”

Should’ve just said it was cringe, Ms. Morgan Lamia, if that is your real name. But if you wanna do his PR for him by all means, go right ahead.

The ones still alive and in good brainspace, I assume. And here I thought we’d only have to worry about Harrison Ford’s corpse being inevitably strung up and puppeteered for Indy XIV; I guess Spielberg should be expecting the same.

Sure sounds a whole like what you folks say about why the Injuns and the Aff-ree-kans needed to be brought to heel. Weird how that works. That sudden aside about a rape happening somewhere somehow in someway is sounding especially timely, aside from the part where you in fact get weird about it, of course. Keep your…

Bro, you’re being a real Hamas right now, like Doctors Without Borders and the country of South Africa.

“blah blah blah literally the only reason anyone should ever want to come back to a show is that the writers decided not to write a full story to make sure they came back to the show I am smart I am smart here look at my satirical satire I am smart.”