Baldwin made hurty feelings and must pay no matter what it costs the dead woman.

I’ve said before: It’s a movie so good that Jared Leto isn’t annoying. Sure the part could have been played by absolutely anybody, but technically correct is the best kind of correct after all.

“Dude’s just a deeply weird troll.” ~signed: an AVClub Commenter.

But Acme is the Placme with the Friendly Hardware Folkcmes doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.

100% I’m trying to figure out what his name is a pun of but it was probably AI-generated.

They have their role, and they embrace it with a languid, excuse-ful shrug.

Comedy not supposed to be funny. Comedy supposed to push boundaries from 2000s.

It’s ok when squealing righti- er I mean principled centrists exaggerate what dangerous left-wing radical corporations say because they’re very principled people who are principled.

Also known as: Discussing literally any nerd thing on the Internet.

Why didn’t his defense just say every one of the women did a poopy-woopy on the beddy-weddy. Would have worked like a charm.

All the better it sounds like, though I don’t know why 1991-era Bernadette Peters is apparently the lead.

This Turner guy popping up in every Madam Webb comment section is getting weird. Was he actually on a leaked list by Sony somewhere as like 100th highest-ranked Q-list Spiderman villain they could theoretically make a movie of to save the rights and folks agreed that was just too stupid even for this doomed endeavor?…

Are you suggesting they do a cover of Defying Gravity there? That would be some real synergy.

“everyone’s so sensitive can’t say anything anymore nobody can take a joke I am not a crackpot gen-whatever is becoming so prudish about food allergies everyone wants to be offended these days.”

Go girl give us nothing?

That can only mean that it was smart enough to know something was wrong even though it couldn’t get the signal from the ground, and made the ultimate sacrifice.

And the SpaceX rocket didn’t explode; it saw there was a problem and did a voluntary self-destruct. “Shameless” is too soft a word.

Still waiting for the reason he was tapped to host. It’s usually tied to something concrete and happening in the near future, not “hey, he’s been doing the comedian thing for like years now and it’s just his time”. Or maybe someone cancelled?

I assume he just picks one at random at the beginning of the week, or maybe the first he sees when he arrives.

If they lifted that unofficial ban for even one episode, he’d make every cast member’s lives hell individually for the whole week except one.