“I believe it was the immortal bard who said, “life is a tale told by an idiot, Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” *uncomfortable pause* We at Cosmopolitan Lenstrex disagree. Life, anyone’s life, regardless of their race...”

Obligatory “For Sam Heughan, might be at least worth giving it a try.”

All these cutesy-wootsy-hootsy-patootsy signs really are basically the worst thing they could have done, but there’s a reason “LA area comedy writers” has been a pejorative for 30 years.

The commenters here would have Marvin Gaye’s various hangers-on gut the concept of making music broadly because Ed Sheeran dum or sumthng.

Nah. Daniel Craig was blond and can’t drive manual and goes out in public holding the child he produced through heterosexual means with a woman, so he’s basically gay. It’ll be fine.

Pretty stupid but there were plenty of other bad, overused generic horrory things in the trailer too, so it works out.

That doesn’t count because you’re using a word from the modern west. That’s how concepts as a concept work, right?

She was right there until she was gone anyway.

Just wait until they split the second movie into two more movies and maybe make it 3D. We’ve learned nothing.

The Shire was industrialized back in the 30s or whatever. It’s never been like it was in the fairy stories since. Millennial Hobbits are stuck with much less options.

Remember how maybe you heard of the Tommy Westphall Telematic Universe and you were like “Oh that’s clever. What a fun concept!” Then you came to the Internet and people were very serious about it and ruined the fun? ...The AV Club.

It’s like Chico and The Man.

“she didn’t get “cancelled””

Haha, you trash.

You whiffed that once already, but let me guess: “Ok, maybe that’s not a real example but that’s exactly the KIND of thing t h e y do.”

“Nuance” is when a both-sideser feels engaged but not challenged.

“Or you could mean someone like Isabel Fall and the helicopter attack story”
Yeah but inevitably folks don’t tend to mean someone like that, do they?

“pendulum swing”

Lateral slide to Newsmax with the All Newer All Braver All Non-Censoreder Tuckety Carlo Show in 3... 2...

Good day, Miss M. Jane GPT.