Daddy did in fact just sell Elon out for a pocketful of dogecoins on that emeralds thing, so you’re not wrong.

I half-read that, but yes, surely he will face steep consequences for his underhanded deeds THIS time!

I heard a random pop station mention Candace Freaking Owens yesterday, on the air, with words, from their mouths, because she said a mean about Lizzo. There’s something bubbling behind all this but I couldn’t tell you what.

It’s because they’re not good people. And yet somehow we constantly have to feign surprise at this?

A Greek colonizer is a Greek colonizer no matter how good the tan, and Greeks are mighty good at tanning. Folks surely spread stories of her possible mixed racitude, but in more of a “How would you feel as a voter if John McCain had a black daughter” kind of way.

Yeah, it’s weird that this is 100% the best apology we’re going to ever see from any of these mummies, and still but-joke-tho “nothing more” is smuggled in there. Even then, somehow I doubt he was being told to “stay away” from the actresses purely because of offensive joking, unless perhaps the jokes included…

The number of works that have Broken the Videogame Curse is catching up to the number of Disney’s First Gay Characters at this point.

Goalpost moving aside, you know this is not true, so why do you use it as an argument?

I feel like way-too-many people still using the “ItS nOt sHaKeSpEaRe” thing feels weird when it seems like way more people these days are at least passively aware Shakespeare plays are full of dirty jokes and had the proverbial manure-smeared peasants hooting and hollering in the pit as much as it did the aristos…

Sure is good that Dracula decided the new character who we’re pretending is the same character we’d been following for two episodes was his soulmate or whatever after she got him to overcome his single fear and didn’t like... stride out and go conquer the world or whatever.

But Ted Talk or something.

It’s clearly a play on the old Margaret Atwood saw about the worst fear of men and women, but even with the movie’s Battle of the Sexes theme, it comes off really opague here.

TV Guide Channel was really trying to sell that show for a bit back when TV Guide Channel was a thing.

Walking about hither and yon whilst possessing bosoms? I say!

There’s always whatever Gen-Zetarol-addled nightmare Paramount comes up with next. Maybe they’ll pick up Riverdale for a series of TV movies, Murder She Wrote style.

I’m as surprised as anybody he didn’t just tweet this to a random person.

That “Me no understand language and that maek me smart” stuff is a much more generic gimmick.

Insert There Will Be Brawl reference here, for I will be That Guy.

Is this a Heathers Season 2 thing? I thought it was supposed to take place during the French Revolution.

I think it’s re-doges at the moment.