I heard she gave up her voice for a man. But I am easily outsmarted by movies made for literal children. Lean in, Ariel.

Wasn’t saying SOOO BRAVE to every post previously the uncharitable parody interpretation of what you do in conversations with normal people, you were-trash?

They’re being snarkastic but I don’t think even they know what point they’re trying to circle vaguely around.

But they’re eatin’ puh-sketti. That’s funneh! It’s just a bunch of silly li’l guys. Take this unseriously and move right on by with the help of the complicit and easily manipulated friendly neighborhood pop culture site of your choice! (Haha. It’s wh-acky.)

Better than than a car in motion, no matter how legendary the concept.

Well they need someone to after Candace Cameron’s acrimonious exit, or it’s going to bring Vancouver to a grinding halt now that the Arrowverse is dead.

We signed our pact with Moloch on that one pretty definitively so no going back now.

That and a snow-based version of the old maxim on being a pedestrian: If you are at a crosswalk, see a car screaming down the road towards you, and you cross, you’re in the right, but you’re also road pizza.

His umbrella boy though...

Hmmm... I’m really not sure of a good point from which to start in on that, but boy howdy am I sure you wouldn’t like what they actually did.

“video evidence proving his innocence?”

“‘innocent until proven guilty’”

You have to understand: They don’t like women, but like pretending.

The real Lady Gaga is the nepo babies we made along the way. And the industry plants and wife guys.

Colin Trevorrow found himself mysteriously un-hired from Star Wars after Book of Henry, since clearly they have such high standards, so let’s see how Great Expectations goes.

*checks off “standard ‘celbs hav munny acktchulee’ reply but with massive head trauma”*

Obligatory Genesis Device joke.

Meh. A dancer. What would she bring to the job?

Then what’s Rachel Blanchard been up to?

You rolly have bad, shallow takes and then go “ur dumb n emotional n have mental disease” for lack of having any deeper elaboration on your bad, shallow takes, don’t you?