Yes, as in classic (ancient, really) Victorian-era Orientalism.

Hahaha. Trash replies with more spittle than sentence breaks are the best replies.

*45th.

Do you folks get tired of thinking people are fooled by randomly picking one out of the three canned responses you have for everything, or is this another of those “making a joke” things where you type through your tears and then say you made a joke?

“I heard that both a trash can fell over during a protest about some minority-loving filth last week, AND another multi-million-dollar company removed a cartoon minority from my breakfast foods. Liberalism.”

“Mommy, the minorities are talking again. I can’t express, though I will never miss a chance to try to, how much that hurts my feelings. ”

“When you consider that Indians are Asians it becomes even more jarring”

Obviously. And did anyone point that out and challenge them ON THE RECORD? (Speaking rhetorically.)

The Oscar statue doesn’t have genitals and I’m not Jamie Lee Curtis. You seem to be in the throes of something during your Weekly Nervous Breakdown and might need a no-internetty-time.

Isn’t it always? But again, why are you offended by a joke?

So obviously anyone who has spent 2+ days here knows you have two modes: normal conversational (rare) and standard conservative histrionics, but have we now randomly discovered a third or do you have an actual brain parasite?

SoOoOo bRaAvEeE.

So what you’re telling us is that you’re Irish?

But of course she wouldn’t be making the joke throughout the awards season if...

*desperately scrounging for a reason to not be wrong*

It’s surreal that this very specifically current-avclub/2012-tumblr stab at discourse is actually out in the wild.

Reminder that “But did you know celebs have... money?!” is a free square on AV Club Comments Bingo.

The first post summons up a funny kind of ambiguous “puts up finger to say something and then changes his mind” reaction from any sane reader. This weird double-down is just you being you. Please don’t do that.

What I’m getting is Jenna Ortega’s gimmick is taking charge of every situation, but in a Lawrencianly quirky kind of way.

Just perfectly unhinged.