Interchangeable Lunatic #5572’s fifth or so post in a row of how much he doesn’t care and he’s just about eeking out half a sentence. He may be actually running low on battery life.

In other words: “Yr jst jelus.” There is never too-middle-school with these cracked, frothing lunatics.

“You’re on report.” *dead*

Not wrong. Remember when well-meaning netivists flooded the Internet with black boxes to the point people couldn’t organize jack for like 2 days?

Obviously it’s a good phrase when you say it and then immediately have to explain that, actually, it doesn’t mean that at all, actually. That’s certainly “nuanced” but you could always just start by saying what you mean to say instead of throwing out the cutesy-poo hashtag-smashtag catchphrases first, and it wouldn’t…

When the hell did THAT become the gimmick? I thought the gimmick was the whole cancel culture “Believe women? But what if the woman... IS ALSO A WOMAN?! Chkm8 lbrls!” thing.

That weird The Watch thing did that. In comparison, Carrot was just a bit tall I guess. I’m not sure why or what it was going for.

Ha. Remember when it was 2014 and people were saying this word over and over completely seriously?

“Me just kinda say things whether they are relevant to anything or not. Wimmim are meanie-meanie-poo-poos.”

You know what you’re saying. We know what you’re saying. Are you just  physically unable to speak in anything but dog-whistles?

Jewish character named Big Nose.

Seems you got lost in your own head for a bit and ended up somewhere quite far away on that one. Wish to edit that undigested chunk of neuroses into something slightly above “Did you just identify my assumeocopter?”

B-b-but criticizing people is cancel-communism. It’s basically fascism. And you’re out here TALKING about it in the COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION without even a TRIAL! That’s like super-fascunism.

I wholeheartedly agreed.

Paints an almost MST3K-like picture in the mind.

some sportswriter who got some notoriety not too long ago

don’t listen to everyone telling you that it’s fucking stupid and hackneyed and comes from a place of hate.

My running understanding is they usually don’t know what words mean and so end up using, as I’ve heard it called, “the second cousin of the word” they meant to use.

I guess because he seems to respond to every bad-faith Twitter rumor that pops up like he’s DC’s own personal Google Reviews customer support?

A+ Name-comment synergy.