Their fundamental disagreement appears to be whether Kaepernick has freedom of speech, or whether he should literally not answer questions. Basically, the black man should just shut up unless it’s about football. Am i hearing this correctly? And that’s a member of the press, right?

psst one of us doesn’t understand sentence construction. I will grant that I am very stoned right now.

It is? I’ve never thought huckster had any racial connotations. Hmm. 

I’ve had a breakfast burrito that had shredded chicken in it. Does that count?

Just one? No prob. Something like three, though, that’d be madness.

What about a handful of Skittles instead, where one of them might kill you?

Cubs fans, blindly backing abhorrent losers since 1908.

“First off, I’d like to thank Justice Scalia and Gov. Wallace for allowing me to be here...”

She was a huge piece of shit, we are all far better for having her gone.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

Look at that fine upstanding young man! Now, why should we ruin his life over a youthful mistake? After all, the young woman clearly was a drug abuser, and sexually promiscuous, so her allegations hold no weight. I also hear whispers that she was embarrassed about her parents finding about about the Xanax and booze…

Neverest

K2 good to be true

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Katmandidn’t

“I had a black roommate ... whom I also said racist things about.”

You’re right. There’s only things they can do. Like not be racist.

The day Deadspin doesn’t run tabloid shit is the day we all quit and get jobs as brand consultants or baristas or whatever.

no way is he five equal signs in length.....