Cruise is his own producer, though, so there’s no one to tell him a stunt isn’t worth the risk,

lol

“Someone else did a thing I don’t like. I should be physically violent toward them to prove a point.”

Bitterness leading to a terminal sadism that even now acts to drive people out of his life

You are a cunt and I hope you die a slow painful death, you fucking self absorbed dickface. Diarrhea has more dignity than your ugly ass.

I’m an old who thinks, hey maybe it’s good that we’re all more sensitive now. But this? Just...what...stop. Just stop.

That may be a slight over-reaction.

I don’t think being beaten out by what must’ve been mere seconds for this quality joke warrants such a disparity of stars. I’ll star both you and Mr. Majestyk in the interest of fairness.

“abhorrent and mutton-headed conduct”... 

Gotta chime in to say Digable Planets Blowout Comb might be the most underrated, under-heard album of the 90's. That thing is a stone-cold classic!

Art of the Kneel

OK. I am officially in favore of global warming now. Anything to wipe out our vile species is needed and long overdue. We are truly awful, just give the planet back to slime molds and insects.

I hate to be “that guy”, but: THIS ↑↑↑

Wait do people think that Hollywood (and obviously the producers) aren’t being incredibly self-congratulatory about Wonder Woman? It’s a decent movie, a better-than-ok superhero movie, but in no way is it a great feminist gauntlet thrown down at the film industry.

Vern, for my money, was their one worthwhile contributor.

Fun Fact O’ The Day: in elementary symbolic logic, “and” and “but,” as logical operators, have the same effect.

I have a good marriage, but I think, if it were awful, my wife and I would stay together. We are both that terrified of even the thought of dating.

“but as I predicted the moment the Disney sale was announced”

Can Star Wars just end? Do we really need any more?

J.J. Abrams: the directorial equivalent of that decent cover band that always plays Saturday nights at that one bar downtown you never go to but I mean, it’s probably fine, right? I mean it always seems busy but there’s no real personality and everybody looks like they’re in an ad for watches or medicine or…