Different kind of badass. I always appreciated that Ronnie never had to get physical to fuck up your whole world.

Fine, Hulu, if you need me to resubscribe that badly.

That is WAY less terrible than I assumed. I’m now confused.

I remember that bit from Reservoir Dogs.

Of all the conflicts you can center a movie on, “Oh no is my boyfriend too fucking rich?” is definitely the most relatable.

I refuse to believe that’s a real rapper name and prefer to assume it’s from a Tropic Thunder deleted scene.

The Sexual Enterprise - motto-> “To go come where many men have gone come before.”

The editing and camerawork in the action sequences is atrocious but I liked that it was a leaner, meaner film than the others (I believe it is the shortest in the entire series) and that, for once, one of the so-called “Bond Girls” turns down his advances flat out . And that’s where the movie leaves him: rejected and p…

I liken liberals who vote Green Party to Batman’s policy of never killing the Joker. He knows full well this motherfucker is gonna break out of Arkham every six months and murder like 300 people and there’s nothing anybody can do to stop it, but instead of getting his hands dirty and quietly snapping dude’s neck one…

I never had much time for Clickhole but their coining of the phrase “impressive sex duck” has really turned me around.

I like the lady in the other corner with the “You know, maybe this life isn’t for me after all” look on her face. I don’t even know what path brought her to this situation where she has to sit and pretend to be interested while the idiot pothead son of a former rapper holds a press conference while wearing Marty McFly…

There’s only been one Batman movie that focused on Batman’s origins and y’all loved it. You assholes don’t even know what you’re snarking on anymore.

How is that header pic not a purposely sloppy photoshop from the Onion? I can’t even with this fuckin’ kid.

I’m sure they’ll join the ranks of other iconic characters from the post-T2 sequels, such as Claire Danes and whoever replaced Claire Danes.

I’ve never had my enthusiasm for a movie killed faster. The aesthetic of this pic is just so corny and forced and dated, with the frosted hair and strategically placed smudges of soot and fake badass pouts. I don’t see how a Terminator movie that’s going for this look could possibly not suck.

The 600 series PR shills had rubber skin. We spotted them easy. But these are new, they look human. Sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot.

Sometimes you  get fascinating insights into the filmmaking process, like whether or not it was cold on set that day.

This pic isn’t loading properly for me. There seem to be other people in the photo besides Linda Hamilton. That can’t be right.

More hollow, disingenuous snark from the zombie AV Club. You’d never know this was one of the best action movies of the year from this too-cool-for-school hatchet job. 

His goal was to upend the entirety of Western Civilization through global armed Black revolt. Instead, he got stabbed to death in a cave. That sounds like failure to me.