Fuck these tiny little baby men. Her character sucked, but it had nothing to do with her being Asian or female. Also, if you’re the type of person who thinks an actor should be harassed for taking a job, then you should probably have all your fingers broken so you can’t type anything for a long enough period of time…

Because the conditions of my parole specified that I wasn’t allowed to anymore.

I know it’s wrong to judge people on their appearance, but good lord Miss Louisiana looks dumb enough to drown trying to figure out where the rain is coming from.

“It’s great! You get paid no matter how alarmingly unfunny the material is!”

This is going to sound like a very counterintuitive statement, but I’m getting tired of “scary” horror movies. I know scary is what all horror movies should be going for, and that’s noble and all, but here’s the thing: 99 times out of a hundred, it’s not going to work on me. I’ve seen too much. You’re not gonna get me…

I’m basing it on my own experience and those of the action fans I talk to most frequently. This might not always be the case for big-budget studio action, which often has more of a high concept hook to bring in more casual viewers who aren’t as into the poetry of action as an end in itself. But for meat-and-potatoes…

I recall one time that a kid wanted to hunt a bear in Alaska it was a day that ended in Y and then PETA blew up about it.

Nah, it was Keenan who kicked down the door for all of them. Damon had had some small parts in some big movies, plus the whole hilariously aborted SNL thing, but he didn’t get famous until Keenan broke out with I’m Gonna Git You Sucka, which gave him the clout to put the whole fam on In Living Color.

How do you know that? You don’t think in some of those 14 million variations Strange watched, sometimes they got the glove off and still lost?

That’s not the same thing as what the idiots are upset about though. If you don’t like it because it’s a narrative copout, that’s valid, but it’s a different issue than “The hero didn’t do everything exactly right and that makes him just as bad as the guy murdering everybody!”

EDIT: Aw, fuck it. I originally said something snarky but I’ve decided to take my own advice and let this pointless argument go.

I didn’t say nothing about no generation. Old fucks and young bucks do it just the same. It’s the spirit of the age. No sense of proportion.

You’re expecting an appreciation for nuance in an age when not being a perfect, flawless exemplar of virtue makes you history’s greatest monster.

It’s also exceedingly obvious to all but small children and the most fuckheaded of internet morons that Quill did exactly what he needed to do for the one victorious alternate future that Dr. Strange foresaw to come to pass.

Lame dude gives lame awards to other lame dudes, admits lame chicks deserve recognition, too

I was just thinking that a whole lotta babies gonna get made that day.

Sometimes I think about the spontaneous eruption of joy that will happen when this marginally sentient melanoma finally fucking dies. It’s gonna be like the end of Return of the Jedi times a million.

Well, that escalated at the appropriate speed.

“Look, once I explain to all you ladies how you’re supposed to feel about my actions, I’m sure you’ll agree that I didn’t do anything wrong.”

Man, you really gotta work to fuck up a post-apocalypse movie.