There’s already two Better Tomorrow remakes. One’s Korean. Came out in 2010. There’s also a Hong Kong remake/reboot/sequel that came out earlier this year that I am just hearing about now.

The third act is just a Post-It that says SHOOTING!!!! on it in black Sharpie.

She looks determined without being ruthless. Something heroic in her manner. There’s a courage about her. Doesn’t look like a killer. Comes across so calm. Acts like she has a dream. Full of passion.

But they didn’t take away his bachelor’s. They took away his honorary doctorate. The degree he earned is his forever. The one he got for being good PR was contingent on him not turning into bad PR.

If it was a real degree he’d actually earned instead of a vanity degree he purchased, they wouldn’t be able to take it away.

Yeah, I got that backwards. I don’t math very often.

I agree that the connotation has changed enough to become a secondary definition, but in this particular case, the ratio of victims to survivors is very clearly stated to be much higher than 9:1, making the use of “decimate” in this context needlessly distracting. We have lots and lots of words that mean “got fucked…

The very next line is “No, I don’t want to buy a monkey.”

It’s become pretty clear that nobody who works for this site has any idea what that particular word means.

Of course I don’t think it’s a documentary. Of course they “simulated” bringing that plane down. A stunt, by definition, is a simulation of reality. It’s a controlled event, but it’s a controlled event happening in the real world. When a car is in motion, there’s nothing “simulated” about it.

Haven’t watched one in a while, have you?

You’re not gonna find a bigger F&F fan than me who doesn’t own a car, but I have no interest in this. The appeal of the series is watching real cars do real stunts while real meatheads say real dumb shit. Without that it’s nothing.

“Night of Horror” sounds like the kind of generic title I use to label porn I don’t want anyone to get curious about.

Wait, what was the good news?

I have every faith that Harmon layered all kinds of shit in there that would only reveal itself in time. But I think you have to be into the initial surface appeal of a show before you can allow those layers to unfold. You have to see potential in the characters or the premise or something. I found Rick instantly…

Guys, this is gonna sound crazy, but do you think maybe—just maybe—Kanye might be kind of an asshole?

I finally decided to give the show a shot right before the tales of the toxic fanbase really started to gain steam. I got two episodes in before deciding it’s nowhere near funny enough to be worth having an even tangential association with that hideous rabble.

“Each of us living our lives to serve an exceptional man.”

Club Dread was better anyway.