Here’s some advice: Maybe a “diversity initiative” should be just creating a good black character and people saying “I like this, and recommend you give it a read”.

I’m white, dipshit.

This guy is so NOT MAD he has to write three times what you did to show you how NOT MAD he is.

No U

Wypipo are fragile.

1) I like Elba, but he’s too old to start a new Bond cycle at this point.

What if Napoleon had had a B-52 at Waterloo?

The Root is a terrorist organization.

It got huge in the 80's and then went away. Somehow they’ve come back recently, from new parents who were the babies last time around.

Is “cops golf” a thing anymore than anyone else golfs? I don’t think that’s a thing.

This is possibly the only bumper sticker I’ll approve

I’d rather see a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac than an environmental sticker on an ancient VW bus.

I always laugh when I see a Japanese car with a big American flag sticker stuck to the quarter panel.

Except saving turtles is objectively good. The others are not.

Bet it won’t

If this is a real letter, there has to be more to the story. Women don’t just start doing porn on a whim and it takes 2 years before the guy gets fed up. It was either massive debt, drug addiction, or she hated the husband more than anybody ever.

Cool. Now apply this argument to every “journalist” like Jim Acosta who thinks they are on a Holy Crusade to “get” Trump instead of reporting facts.

If the only thing keeping your teenagers alive is that you don’t use Tide pods in your home, I’m sorry to tell you that they are fucked.

Haven’t read the article yet, but is the advice “Once you drink enough of it, you won’t notice the lack of vanilla extract”?

It’s still Twilight-Zone insane to me that just not passing a budget at all got treated as normal under Obama.