Given that it was probably a suicide, NO U are the ignorant bastard around here.

I nominate Mattew to be framed and prison raped for this. Because whatever, right?

Given the current hate-climate of the US

There’s no fucking way it was a suicide.

Thank you for bringing up Afghanistan as the reason.

One of the greatest natural storytellers ever. The Chapelle DVD extra with Murphy in front of a green screen just telling tales from the 80's is an unintentional masterpiece. I don’t think he realized at the time how brilliant his timing and phrasing was; it was just how he did it.

Did Jezebel ever run an article about how Barack Obama thinks there are 57 states?

FJ sure as hell sold fantastically in the Southwest. It must have done terribly in other parts of the country for it to be considered a bad seller.

Man, what’s the world coming to when you can’t even lose your mind on PCP, stop your running car in the middle of the road, wander around the road, and disobey orders not to go near your car when the cops show up without getting hurt?

Cool. Now apply that logic to what is happening in Scandanavia and immigration policy.

Now do Michelle’s vacation costs vs Laura Bush. Or Michelle’s staff costs vs Laura Bush.

Bush played 26 rounds, and you made a huge deal of it.

I wonder if he turns a blind eye to the atrocities his Islamic faith has and still commits to woman and innocent civilians day in and day out?

Once in awhile you hear about people taken hostage because they were hiking in Afghanistan or something insane-sounding like that.

Just like the international stats, there is the question of relevance to the individual. Are those people getting killed just minding their own business, or because they are in a gang, or something in between?

I think the point is that there is a difference between going somewhere to snorkel and getting killed for your wallet vs going somewhere to buy 5 kilos of cocaine and getting killed for your briefcase full of cash.

Hillarious that I’ve spent my whole life hearing the “Thatcher is the devil because she shut down the coal mines” narrative, and the second it’s convenient to the narrative, the same people will say “Pssshhh, coal jobs? That’s like...nothing. Who gives a shit, it’s not the 1800s.”

“People who don’t agree with my solutions are actually not against the problem.”

If you support sanctuary cities to subvert immigration law, what can you say when places with political leanings you don’t like declare themselves “Sanctuaries” from what they consider bad laws?

Yes, but everyone must first put on giant papier-mache helmets to enter Donkey Kong Mode.