No. You can choke on Trump’s cock instead.

Tell you what: it’s not ok if he does it, but no one who defended Hillary is allowed to say shit about it. Deal?

“People who don’t agree with my solutions are actually not against the problem.”

After some of the shit we excused last year, you want me to get upset about “See my movie, haha”?

If you support sanctuary cities to subvert immigration law, what can you say when places with political leanings you don’t like declare themselves “Sanctuaries” from what they consider bad laws?

Do you realize there have been weeks where it’s EVERY DAY with this stuff? Every single day they’ll run some “ZOMG TRUMP!” story in the morning, and by 3PM it’s been walked back to nothing. But now it’s out there.

Welcome to the Washington Post. It has been [ 0 ] days since our last fake news story targeting Republicans.

It’s not a straw man at all. Those papers that are “doing good work” are not journalists doing good work. They are partisan hacks who made excuses or outright ignored countless things under the previous president, and now hyperventilate over anything the current one does, along with an almost daily morning scream of…

Yes, but everyone must first put on giant papier-mache helmets to enter Donkey Kong Mode.

Step One: Somehow criticize Pence for NOT cheating on his wife.

I’m accusing the journalists themselves of that more than OP. But they shouldn’t be praised.

Trump has a pen. He has a phone. He can do whatever he needs tobecause we have to get stuff done!

Democracy Dies In Darkness. Which is why we closed our eyes from January 2009 until a few weeks ago.

Screw them. If you’re making the argument that “NOW we should be journalists”, you can kiss my ass, and have zero credibility. You should have been journalists all along.

Is it true the Concorde was mothballed because of downhill gradients?

If you look closely at the Grassy Knoll, what do you see?

Explain to me the scenario where my speedometer being hit with some glare for a couple of seconds matters at all.

Ok, I’ll bite...what does the downhill gradient have to do with it? Aren’t you pulling over anyway if the electrical systems fail in your Tesla? Uphill, downhill, no hill? And this is impacted by not having a speedometer how?

Did the blogs formerly known as Gawker ever run articles investigating the stock ties to Obama officials and the departments they ran? I don’t remember.

You can opt out? BUT MUH NARRATIVE!