I fucking hate these jag offs

Go fuck yourself. Pat yourself on the back while people with no options suffer. You look real cool not giving a shit about Native American tribes that suffering, unreported by most media. Glad we can ignore them so you can get an “I told you so” boner.

Well Nebraska (specifically Lincoln) is a refugee resettlement area, so we can just keep looping the refugees here forever.

So, lemme get this straight: you think because the USPS has a union, it has lazy workers?

You have no idea why USPS is losing money, do you?

My station uses Rev, though I personally have nothing to do with transcripts. Our producers have really loved the inclusion of timestamps for when we’re editing (in the edit, we have our own built in tools but knowing where to start is nice).

This is true.

What if I mix the SSB with alcohol? Surely this is a two wrongs make a right situation!

The best time to go grocery shopping, or shopping in general, is during whenever the most popular local sports teams are having a game. Obviously you aren’t doing all your shopping during these times, but they’re almost always nirvana. Example: I live in Nebraska and love grocery shopping during Cornhusker games, it’s…

Awesome. Awesome to the max

Huh. Better run some tests...

Huh. Better run some tests...

Or mixed drinks.

Or mixed drinks.

As someone who just had a stomach bug that induced diarrhea and is now in the body induced fear of shitting constipation phase: diarrhea is better because it gets you out of stuff. No one wants that around them. Constipation is just a terrifying roulette wheel of tearing your asshole open.

Another great way to bond with a baby: commit a crime together! Start small to build up trust and work together to build up to intricate heists with layers of intrigue. The true test of your bond with the baby will be the prisoner’s dilemma when a detective is grilling you both in separate rooms.

This is a question I ponder occasionally, and it’s wholly subjective:

That’s what we’re gonna use the newly thawed Antarctica for, ag land. Bring back the hole in the ozone layer to help heat it!

My favorite part about how the US overthrew the government of Iran and installed the Shah, is how fucking dumb we act about it now.

He seemed pretty cool with it. But yeah, what’s up with that guy?

The real Gendry is still rowing. The man that’s been with Jon and everyone? Multiple faceless men working to get close to Arya as retribution.

I go right back to being trapped in a grubby basement outside Detroit, with my hands cuffed and my eyes blindfolded.