The answer, as is becoming more and more obvious with each passing day as we descend into the bleak future, is riot. Destroy the machine that oppresses us and has destined our kind for destruction violently and without compassion.

The brokenness of the Senate is really just a reflection of the brokenness of the two party system. The Senate has 100 members but it basically comes down to >10 of them to decide anything.

I’m confused.

Just let them have their party at the bar. Then lock the doors and burn the bar down for the insurance money.

I’m not done, 75%. But I can only think of one side mission where the cop was like “you’re bad Spider-Man! JJJ says so!” and then at the end of the mission the cop does a complete 180.

And now there’s a whole gang of Spider-people! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? I’ll tell you! They’re trying to form.... a union!

I agree with this. He’s always more interesting as the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. In a meta-sense, I think he’s a victim of his own success. He’s not like Superman who needs interstellar threats to find someone his equal. He’s more like DareDevil, just patrolling his streets to keep his city safe. But he’s so…

This is what I keep saying. Sasse is just the new McCain.

But how else am I supposed to understand modern politics if I can’t equate them with Potter characters?!?!

Peyton Manning’s United Way bit on SNL is still really funny.

The sequel will probably be a musical.

Pitch this to Lifehacker

I was in a high school that had the finger tip rule for girls (I don’t know if it was ever explicitly stated it applied to boys, it was an era of baggy shorts). What I found weird in my extensive research of staring at girls’ legs in class, is the school issued cheerleader uniforms were no where near as long. Like…

You’re telling me people who backed Trump might not be the smartest people in the country?

Code words. That become more and more freakish as time goes on.

Yeah, right. Definitely seen that on the internet before too.

It’s tough, but occasionally there’s stories about his past rulings and he’s pretty much everything the right would ever want. Wants to get rid of Roe v Wade, comfortable giving the president more power, and is okay with companies letting orcas kill their employees.

Because you’d expect it to be porn. Just so we’re all on the same page.

Definitely not the kinda spitting video you expect to find on the internet...

This is pretty much what it comes down to. I mean, I live in Lincoln, and it’s an okay town. But if I was a stud college athlete with no connection to Nebraska? I wouldn’t be coming here to play, regardless of race.