One bug I’ve noticed since I updated my OG Pixel was the fingerprint scanner has had a lot of lag. Like unlocking takes 5+ seconds. I reset my fingerprint and it seems to be back up to speed.

Flip side is, if shit hits the fan, baking and sewing are a lot more useful.

Did you know that during the American Revolution, the Americans broke the law by throwing unpaid tea in the water?

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha.

Hmm, yes. Because a traffic offense that endangers lives is the exact same thing as a guy getting felony robbery for stealing $2 worth of soda from massive corporations.

That’s fucked up. And I’m not even left handed.

If Coca-Cola doesn’t get it’s precious nickel per drink, how will they pay their mercenaries in third world countries?

When sword fighting, start with your right hand. Then switch to your left hand to throw off your opponent.

You know filthy commies would never think to invent something as important as a phone holder for roller coaster rides. Take that, liberals!

If everyone just records themselves, then who will buy the pictures at the end? This will destroy the booming “post ride photo” business, which means loss of jobs and probably tank our economy.

Especially since Cinemasins videos are way too long for what’s ultimately a one note joke. This seems like a better platform for it. Plus trolling people who don’t get it is almost always funny.

Remember when Jason Alexander married Britney Spears? What a wild thing that was. When a young pop star married the guy from Seinfeld. Just crazy that that’s what happened.

Nah, multiplayer has pretty much been fixed. I load it up every so often and never have any of the original issues the game launched with (except Halo 1 multiplayer didn’t really age well). And like another guy said, there’s some big updates coming to the game.

He’s a policy wonk.

Yes.

I’ve noticed a lot of “self check-outs” are now “assisted check-outs” with one person now managing four registers.

My favorite part is the staggering the suspensions. What a crock of shit.

Turning off the "hey answer a few questions about this place" notifications is also a great idea. In the your contributions tab.

Who has weirder thumbs: Drew or Brock Osweiler?

More like lamb on the run.