Bananas: proof cloning is fine.

The article is about pensions and retirements funds being used to destroy people’s own jobs. So yeah, it does. The message is that we need to think long term about our investments and what that money is being used for. There’s plenty of ways to divest from those kind of firms, we see it all the time with divesting…

Lest we become overly maudlin about the heartlessness of said PE funds, lets remember that these funds are primarily composed of the pensions of public and private workers and that millions of middle class Americans directly benefit from PE firms trying to maximize their return on investment.

As a proud Midwesterner, I have to put ranch on everything. EVERYTHING. Especially on my creamy cheese. And if you think I’m gonna let my large adult son have any breast milk without ranch, you sir are sorely mistaken.

Eat the rich.

Thank god, more security theater to defend us from... breast milk, cheese (creamy), and salad dressing!

Huh. It just dawned on me how insulting the mule in that is. I mean, mules are infertile. So once it’s done with its working life, that’s it. You can’t even get a group together with all their mules and breed more, in a like mule breeding co-op. Just setting up Black people to fail.

My complaint is he couldn’t sign the baseball then send an intern or someone out to a baseball field to take the picture? That’s just a shitty photoshop. I bet he didn’t even pay to the photos either, just stolen off the internet.

I asked myself the same thing the first time I booted up Roller Coaster Tycoon 2.

Kids are a naturally renewable resource, so they make a great alternative fuel.

I could see Gruden (if he wasn’t coaching) going all in on gams.

GAMS = Get Away Mobile Sticks

Yeah, but feminism means me and my bros can’t comment on broads’ gams anymore! And if we can’t talk gams, what else are we gonna do? Discuss our lives and feelings, hopes and dreams?!

Thoughts and prayers, buddy.

There are other people in the world? Spoilers!

Hmm, this explains why he would try to invade Earth.

Having never seen the movie (I’m just kinda over the trend, nothing against DC), I keep thinking of Steppenwolf the band. Like, was Magic Carpet Ride playing when the Waynes were killed? Was Born to be Wild an affront to the Amazons?

Jon Hamm is a terrific actor and I love when he does comedy (30 Rock, A Young Doctor’s Notebook) but I’ll never watch Mad Men. Ever.

I visited Toys R Us to see what LEGO sets they had on sale with the whole “going out of business” business. While almost everything in the store was 10% off at least, LEGO were only 5%. Girlfriend was shocked, I was not.

I visited Toys R Us to see what LEGO sets they had on sale with the whole “going out of business” business. While…

But studies show video games don’t make people violent. We can’t even have the CDC study gun violence.