Nintendo responds by naming the next iteration of the 3DS the "Skinny-winny".

I'm scared I'll walk into a public place tomorrow and find out that the Rapture did happen and I just didn't make the cut.

@idontcare444: Even just the latter would've been a profound forward leap for society.

@Mr. S.: My bad on the double post :P. These commenting features never seem to work right for me.

Hello Kotakuites. I'd like to thank everyone who has been tuning in to our Top 100 Video Game Music Countdown over the last few months. Probably not more than a handful of you, but that's good enough for me :P.

Hello Kotakuites. I'd like to thank everyone who has been tuning in to our Top 100 Video Game Music Countdown over the last few months. Probably not more than a handful of you, but that's good enough for me :P.

Talk me when it's lime green.

If this isn't a fake like others have suggested, this is the biggest middle finger to Pokemon Stadium fans since Battle Revolution ended up being completely different from the one trailer.

@Max Wasserman: That is the most awful thing I've laughed at today xD. Very nice.

@Killer Toilet: It is pretty surprising. I'd expect this sort of thing for Mother 3 maybe, but I don't get why people would still want a hard copy of a 3rd gen Pokemon game. And one that's destined to be remade in two years at that.

At this point, it wouldn't surprise me at all if the game-streaming screen on the controller was a last minute tack-on eclipsed by some other ridiculous thing.

That's a futuristic SNES?

Price is only scary because I just bought your new damned thing, Nintendo.

@Mutatopotato: Why are their boobs different sizes?!

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@Mr. S.: Ah, that's better now. Kotaku seems to wig out at night :P.

EDIT: Double post? I can't seem to see either in the comments section.

Oh, my fellow Kotakuites...how we have been misled.

Who's excited for Cave Story 3DS?

Lol I just pressed the power button once and it said something like "Do you want to go back to the home menu?"