Goddamnit Gawker, are you kidding? Well, congratulations on losing another reader. I'm not dealing with this awful shit you're too butthurt to fix because you paid someone's nephew a hefty sum for the new layout.

@Shinta: Gyroscopes!

@blaaps: WHAT IS THAT NOISE AND WHY DON'T I HEAR IT ALL THE TIME.

OBLIGATORY "Too soon?"

@cowboyhugbees: Agreed. Still resent that the Blue Ocean approach means that Navi and Super Guide stay, though :P.

@VertexPusher: Seriously, this.

It is a Wikipedia-verifiable fact that the only color manlier than white is salmon.

Burn in hell, Nickelodeon, for patronizing Invader Zim after you cancel it.

@Cobaltios: Nice :P.

Well that's...

@ThaHellYouWant: Nintendo Steps to Success:

Argh, double post!

Second entry! Less esoteric, but more cliche.

This fit so well.

@Tuxed: What do you know. You're a moron.

@Diamond Sea: I got to that one at like 5 in the morning, so I kind've robbed the emotion from that one.

Logo is crap, and the trailer was disgracefully lazy.

Did anybody else scream? :D

Who called Peace Walker on the PS3.

@Slagathorian: Save the trees and kill the children.: Let anyone say anything they like about the PSP, but my DS cannot download an entire retail game, nor quicksave when I turn it off and then reload at that exact spot when I turn it back on. I can play Persona 3 on a handheld, turn it off, and then later turn it…