@ScientificMapp: Lame joke aside, you did use the term literally correctly.

7-6 in the Mountain West? Bowl Eligible, baby!

@theswedishmeatgrinder:

Screw those guys indeed.

@Roto_Tudor: But... I thought all the +1's were supposed to go to Gourmet Spud?

@Business_Socks: Who is this Kenny Powers that you speak of? I haven't heard of him.

Major League Baseball remains unimpressed with the Premier League.

@Kid Canada: That bailout was terrrrible, absolutely the worst! Never has a government been so unresponsible! In 2 weeks this country will be a completely socialist state! We'll be lining up in the streets to buy toilet paper and loaves of bread.

@Weed Against Speed: You're saving the planet by recycling those jokes right there.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: ...mmm bacon...

"I support him and I love him more than ever."

@Gourmet Spud: Let's Play Two!

@FirstDerivative: Count me in if you have a spot. blind email is trogdorman@yahoo.com.

@Hustler of Culture: Has more of a "Bengals" feel to me.

@Karlifornia: What, you iron your white tees?

But don't tell PETA that or they'll want his head examined.

@Civil Negligence: I'm just disappointed that no one has made an Osi Umenyiora joke yet.

"I'm richer and more famous that all you out there will ever be, I can pull awesome tail and I'm 23 years old. This aint going to last forever so I'm damn well going to enjoy it while I can. Suck It America!"

To be fair, I'd strangle both of those douchebags.

@HoFer Art Monk!: Well, I don't want Fop, goddammit. I'm a Dapper Dan man.