You would think having sex with an MSG intern in the back of an SUV would have made the list.

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Well played, Sir.

@hypocriteoath: Easy there big fella. But i sort of agree. Hey, juggs is still juggs.

Washington Nationals pitcher Garrett Mock has a simple philosophy when it comes to coaching his youth baseball team in the off-season. Wear a cup.

@Weed Against Speed: Laverne & Shirley.

@Muggs Bigglesworth: Do Tell! I've been here under this same name since January 2006. I'm not as active as you but I believe I'll need to see your ID.

@Muggs Bigglesworth: Just don't bring any disrespect to the family.

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Alex is a great teammate. We have his back Be careful back there Johnny.

@MattMillenFanClub: I suppose those safety glasses have come in handy at 2:00 am on more than one occassion.

@ChrisBenWhat:She said she exited the interstate and told Rodriguez to get out, leaving him for his mother to pick him up.

@StanGable: did you see the smirk on that kid's face. Maybe Will can whack him with the cookie sheet after he get through with AJ.

@MeSoHornsby: Aside from the enhancment?

@Enthused_But_Fired: Simmer down Shannoff.

@Balls State Explorer_explored: I believe the proper term is "Bad Ass Motherfucker"

@Muggs Bigglesworth: Is that sort of thing frowned upon here?

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Or is is pump her rumpy?

@HoustonNuttsPhoneBill: is that cock block?

I thought Anna Benson was the Orioles "door knocker"

@J-No: Bag of Oranges. Efective and doesn't leave a mark. Ask Der Bingle.